Well fuck.

Considering even the most childish game I have in my collection has a violence warning on it (Holy shit ESRB, Super Mario Sunshine is about washing off graffiti, how's that violent?) this can't be applied to me as literally everything features a "violent action". Rolling dice, getting that damned Sorry! card, even hitting the popper in Trouble are all considered "violent" actions.

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#94 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (02/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Sims 2
Dragon A-- fuck
Diabl--- fuck
World of warcr-- fuck
Okay, I'm dead....

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#95 to #94 - waacson (02/18/2013) [-]

no violence? you can drown people in the sims... they can burn to death.

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#96 to #95 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]

So... I'm the only person who never wanted to kill my Sims? *looks around* oooooookay....

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#73 - N. Korean citizen (02/18/2013) [-]

Gran Tourismo
Gran Tourismo 2
Gran Tourismo 3
Gran Tourismo 4
Gran Tourismo 5

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#44 - potterwatch (02/18/2013) [-]

MOTHA-FUCKING TETRIS ALL THE WAY!

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#210 - bayleef (02/18/2013) [-]

Cooking mama
Cooking mama 2
Cooking mama: cook off
Cooking mama: world kitchen
Gardening mama

I'm terrible at this kind of thing...

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#59 - DickAndBalls (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)

FIFA 08, FIFA 09, FIFA 10, FIFA 11, FIFA 13

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#179 to #59 - mountainyard ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]

Fifa 12 is violent?

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#170 - blynx (02/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)

Tetris
pong
PKR
Miniclip 8 ball
Minecraft Pocket edition

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#173 to #170 - freesixty (02/18/2013) [-]

I dunno if I would count MC PE. There are zombies unless you play only creative.

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#175 to #173 - blynx (02/18/2013) [-]

I need to update mine as I have nothing on there past creative mode.

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#180 to #175 - freesixty (02/18/2013) [-]

ahh in that case:
1) You haven't updated in ages.
2) Good list. Thumbs for you!

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#103 - nothingtodohere (02/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)

FIFA
Need for speed
Pro evolution soccer
Guitar Hero
Burnout

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#109 to #103 - whycanticaps (02/18/2013) [-]

...burnout? You make your car explode so that you can wreck other cars

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#111 to #109 - nothingtodohere (02/18/2013) [-]

Not the main objective of the game though...the main thing is quite simply winning races.

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#113 to #111 - whycanticaps (02/18/2013) [-]

but...how can you just race in that game? you've got to pit other cars into walls and stuff, that's what makes it fun

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#114 to #113 - nothingtodohere (02/18/2013) [-]

I'm mainly thinking of Burnout 2 here, where none of that actually happened.

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#160 to #114 - whycanticaps (02/18/2013) [-]

ah. I'm thinking of Burnout Revenge

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#217 to #160 - nothingtodohere (02/19/2013) [-]

Fair enough.

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#89 - hotspace (02/18/2013) [-]

Rockband
NBA street
Need for Speed
Just Dance 2
...Spongebob Supersponge

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#29 - originalop (02/18/2013) [-]

All GTAs (except the one with CJ, that'd be racist)

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#5 - aldentonious (02/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)

5. Fifa 9

4. Fifa 10

3. Fifa 11

2. Fifa 12.

1. Fifa 13.

Long Live fifa.

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#12 to #5 - stevensftw (02/18/2013) [-]

I challenge you to a game.

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#7 to #5 - guiguito (02/17/2013) [-]

can't feature violence
fifa pes and winning eleven feature violence both in and out of the game.

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#219 - jacodpwns (02/24/2013) [-]

pong, tetris, pinball, forza series, minesweeper

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#212 - tehcashew (02/18/2013) [-]

Pong, Tetris, Dirt 3, Minecraft (peaceful mode),Monster Truck Rally 4

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