The Grand Game of Shit Roulette Shit Rollette l!
Amidst guys here' s how the game works. So listen up.
First it starts with yen and 5 other people 5 -brave- people- -heroes even. Sit in a circle and everyone has a
few minutes to scarf down a TON of laxatives. I' m not talking about that passy "Helps with digestion" shit, I
mean the real, butthole blasting demolisher laxatives that, the ones that makes the nese of yen shitting sound like
sameone fireing an while riding a Harley with no muffler. The ones make yen feel like youre about to
shit your own bones out when the flow erupts. Those Eat a TON of those
Wait a few minutes, depending en how experienced the players are. Wait until yen can feel the pressure building
up to explosive proportions in your .
This is game start. Now, the object of this game is simple- It is to fart. Nothing more. Take turns in a counter clockwise rotation, each player farting
once Then en the second rotation each player farts twice- Then three times, etc. This may seem simple- But this game is very deceiving by nature At this
point the unconscious urge to blast out every ounce of shit in your body is high and powerful. Any could be the death- stroke
that sends a plume of horrible warm shit blasting down your pant leg. And ence the "Pandora' s butthole" is opened, my firends, there is no stopping the
Players are eliminated when they shit their pants, and MUST remain seated (Indian style) until the game is ever. The last survivor is granted the privilege
of a toilet, and is crowed the King, of Shit Roulette
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