College Graduate Dog

Take this. I'm sure it will help.

It shall be used only for my lamest of puns!!!

maybe he'll be a dogtor
huhuhuhuheuhuehuehuehuehue

that was actually pretty good compared to my shit pun

well thank you

7,5/10 actually

I'm not trying to be a dick or anything but that thing looks like it was about to die.

I know that feel bro. My dog died a day after christmas. I had him for 13 years, then he got cancer. :(

i know that feel bro.

Where'd he go?

Damn bro, that looks like one hell of a cute motherfucker...

My condolences...

You cared enough to post this comment

Yup, FJ is still mental. I point out the truth and they all jump on me because it pissed them off. I hope you all realize though that you REALLY don't care. These "feels" mean nothing and you're a bunch of fools for thinking that they do.

Oh, I'm an asshole because I'm not being fake? Grow up.

Also, that comment you've made means nothing, because I'll forget about that. Funnyjunk is for disposable entertainment, now get the fuck out you miserable cunt.

And making people sad is entertaining? Fucking hell, you're the miserable one. I've never heard of someone WANTING to be depressed. You think him telling us that his dog died is entertaining? NO!? Me neither, that's why I said I don't care. I come to this site for "Disposable entertainment". What he said wasn't entertaining at all.

keep talking
you're the one who we all think is a faggot

Grow up. Do you really think I care what a bunch of phonies think on some stupid site? I mean, "Oh nooo, I got called a faggot by some guy called Lizardnigger. How EVER will I recover from this?" You are a perfect example of an ignorant fool. Stop being such a baby.

Have you ever had a pet die?
It feels - we're all being nice to this guy because his dog died and you're being a dick

I bet you forgot by now, and I'm reminding youuuuuuu. You're a fake piece of shiiiiiiit. I bet you don't care at AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL.

10/10 on reminding me
i care still, because you can't prove i don't

Apparently you didn't care THAT much if you didn't remember until just now. most of this site is filled with hypocritical dipshits who say they "Feel" but in five minutes they're back to calling OP a faggot and making black racist slurs. No one ACTUALLY cares at all, if you cared so much, why not ask him his email address or possibly ask for his phone number and attempt to console him? Why you won't: You don't care. These feels are fake, they always are. A dog that I've never known isn't sad. If I got sad every time a dog died in the world, I'd be the most miserable person on the planet. Everybody on the internet PRETENDS to care, but they really don't. For example, I saw a guy talking about how he has cancer and lost a friend to it while he was in Chemo-therapy. I actually decided to care enough to TALK TO HIM FOR MORE THAN ONE COMMENT. Did anybody else do that? Fuck no. Want to know how I know? HE FUCKING TOLD ME. I had a whole goddamned conversation with the guy. THAT is caring, saying: "I know that feel, bro" isn't caring. It's stupid asinine garbage that is spewed on a daily basis from meme-loving mongoloids that fake their sympathy. I don't feel sorry for him, and I don't want to. I have enough problems on my own, it's called LIFE, and we all should just fucking deal with it. Take your feels and go shove them up your tight ass.

tl;dr

So you don't care? See my point now?

Oh look. In 5 minutes, you're back to 'black racist slur'. So really, you don't care because you just proved that you didn't. Fuck you.

Yeah, no. I don't CARE about his dog, what I CARE about is how stupid people like you think that you're actually helping anybody. That .gif is the only one I have that relates to the current situation. If you can't handle life, just say so. I'll get you a fucking counciler so you don't commit suicide you mad bastard. Oh, and you're name is lizardnigger, am I SUPPOSED to take you seriously? People like you are scum. Trash, garbage, worthless pile of refuse that is the backwater end of the world. People like you fake sympathy and then when you're pointed out for the great fake that you are, you go apeshit. So no, fuck you, you ignorant, dense fool.

dude it's the fucking internet
im not called lizardnigger in real life you know
also, calm down

Nah he's at hawaii chilling around the islands

I saw you had 50 red thumbs and I was like fuck, what's he done then I realized you're a twat

OMG that's cute XD

You're cute. ;3

Oh stop it, you.

X3

Don't stop.

It's Not Outta Nowhere If It's the Number 1 Comment From 19 Hours Ago

Don't trust me completely, but I do believe that it's a Siberian Husky.

I'm not a guru with dogs so sorry if I'm wrong...

It is a husky.

Holy damn I got something right about dogs. Thanks for clearing that up!

Well seeing as i have a wolf... i was just saying they look very similar

fun fact, he NEVER puts his ears down.