Checkmate Atheists. Not OC found on the interwebz. I an nun ": was THE main part THERE snusnu? s. IE. ebi an. how can Morgan Freeman be Pope when he's Already God!! Athiests:1 Cristians:0 Checkmate Atheists Not OC found on the interwebz I an nun ": was THE main part THERE snusnu? s IE ebi how can Morgan Freeman be Pope when he's Already God!! Athiests:1 Cristians:0
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - andrewjo **User deleted account**
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#6 to #2 - anon id: a058c5f7
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*Insert Morgan Freeman pointing upward here*
User avatar #26 to #2 - lainez
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Morgan Freeman is life
Morgan Freeman is love
#39 to #2 - morgan freeman **User deleted account**
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#25 to #2 - johnnyferno
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#28 to #25 - jonnyfunk
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**jonnyfunk rolls 15** these are dubs.
#92 to #28 - hairibar
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well, this time he's not right. sorry morgan
#105 to #92 - jonnyfunk
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#48 to #28 - anon id: 98e5d6c2
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**anonymous rolls 34** you dropped these
#9 to #2 - majbuzzkill
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User avatar #13 - herculespower
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how can Morgan Freeman be Pope when he's Already God!!

Athiests:1
Cristians:0
User avatar #91 to #13 - fredthemilkman
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How can you imply a question when you type it as a statement!!
User avatar #22 to #13 - aldheim
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Well, Jesus Christ is the son of god, and god.
So.... yeah.
#27 to #22 - tydrodron
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Yes but Jesus isn't real, Morgan Freeman is.

User avatar #31 to #27 - highhopes
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I don't believe in Morgan Freeman, I've never seen him.
#54 to #31 - fedexman
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User avatar #58 to #27 - coolcalx
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"Jesus isn't real"

dude, what. Jesus most certainly did exist. historically, we don't believe he ever actually claimed to be the son of God, but he definitely was a real person.

#106 to #58 - tydrodron
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Let me rephrase, Jesus was a person, That name was somewhat common.

However, he was NOT the son of God, and he did NOT exsorcise demons.
Side note: "we don't believe he ever actually claimed to be the son of God" Christianity is BASED from him being the son of God
User avatar #108 to #106 - coolcalx
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allow me to quote MYSELF.
"we don't believe he ever actually claimed to be the son of God"

do you even read things before responding to them?
#109 to #108 - tydrodron
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I did yes, you are claiming that Jesus, the son of God, did not claim to be the son of God.

He spent his days preaching, exorcising and telling people to follow him around.
User avatar #110 to #109 - coolcalx
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exorcising is not historical fact. that's part of the stories.

whether or not he exorcised people is up to your interpretation.

Jesus was just as real as The Buddha and Mohammed.
#111 to #110 - tydrodron
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You...The stupid...It burns.
5:12 And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them.
5:13 And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand;) and were choked in the sea.

Also, NOTHING in the Bible is historical fact. NOTHING, the Bible is a bunch of desert scribblings that constantly contradicts itself
(http://skeptics annotated bible.com/contra/by_name.html(Remove spaces))
User avatar #112 to #111 - coolcalx
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you just quoted biblical scriptures. I have NO idea why you did that. I said that those were part of the stories, so apparently you agree. I also said that exorcising demons was not historical fact, so apparently you agree to that too. I never said the bible was historical fact (although your statement that nothing in the Bible is historical fact is literally absurd. There are things in the Bible that are true, and you'd have to be retarded to claim otherwise. if NOTHING in the Bible is true, then apparently Rome never had any rulers).

I hope you realize why nothing you said was relevant to anything.
#113 to #112 - tydrodron
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You...Are you a comedian? You must be a ******* good one, because I was taking you seriously for a while there. The entire Bible is full of stories, you are defending the Bible, I quoted the Bible to show that, in the Bible, it says he exorcised demons into animals, the animals then threw themselves off a cliff.

Also, you misunderstood, by saying nothing in the Bible is true I mean't nothing that isn't backed up in non-religious text. Furthermore you appear to agree with me. Why, may I ask, did you start a debate with me?
User avatar #114 to #113 - coolcalx
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"defending the Bible"

I'm saying that Jesus Christ was a historical figure. If that is "defending the Bible" then you must be ******* retarded.
#97 to #58 - anon id: 43c7e9e8
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no, there is no proof that Jesus existed and there is absolutely no proof that he reincarnated, because it most likely didnt happen
User avatar #99 to #97 - coolcalx
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he was a real person, you idiot. go take a history course when you get out of middle school and high school

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus
User avatar #88 to #58 - tehlulzbringer
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How do you know that?
User avatar #100 to #88 - coolcalx
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus

these two links will tell you how we know he existed.
User avatar #101 to #100 - tehlulzbringer
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too long, would not read
User avatar #107 to #101 - coolcalx
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then don't ask.
#70 to #58 - anon id: 9fbb327b
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WRONG, go look it up in history journals not run by the Church, or a church of some sort. No evidence has ever been found to suggest a Jesus of Nazarene ever existed, on top of that, Nazarene/Nazareth hasn't been found to have existed either. Considering all of the new testament was written WELL after jesus' death, and the fact that all of the apostles, to have completed writing their respective gospels(Which they Didn't) they would have lived to over 300 years old. Quit being an apologist.
User avatar #98 to #70 - coolcalx
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shut up, faggot.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus
inb4 wiki isn't reliable, yes it is. also, check out the citations.

you are the worst kind of atheist faggot (and I'm an atheist)
#79 to #70 - anon id: 038d4a62
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So you're saying that there were like 9 insane people with an IMAGINARY friend instead of the **** that it sezs in the book about their real friends imaginary friend?
#33 to #27 - azteh
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rule 34
#69 to #13 - knowstoomuch
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>Says Morgan Freeman is God
>Point goes to atheists.

wut.
#12 - grayham
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That won't change anythi.... ****. You're right.
#15 - darksouldew
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He is an Atheists. Op, you're a fag
He is an Atheists. Op, you're a fag
#21 to #15 - darksouldew
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In the sea of red thumbs and I don't care
In the sea of red thumbs and I don't care
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User avatar #16 to #15 - Crusader
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Yes, because there has never been an atheist pope.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - rbrim
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In the words of PIccolo.

"THAT WAS SARCASM!"
User avatar #49 to #19 - Crusader
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I was being sarcastic, but it doesn't translate well over text.

And that was going to be my example if someone called me on it.
#29 to #15 - anon id: 086f322e
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He is an Atheists. Op, you're a fag
He is an Atheists
is an Atheists
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#94 to #15 - Pompano
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User avatar #18 to #15 - andytang
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ever seen the movie in bruce almighty
its a reference to that no need to get condescending
#36 to #15 - sidathon
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User avatar #17 to #15 - lyiat
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... No, no he is not. He's not a Christian, but he's a very spiritual man who believes in some sort of higher power. He describes himself as "a man of faith".
User avatar #41 to #17 - Furubatsu
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So he's agnostic?
User avatar #102 to #41 - lyiat
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That'd be a more accurate description than Atheist.
User avatar #23 to #15 - spikethepony
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1. It's a joke
2. THE GRAMMAR! IT BURNS!
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#60 to #53 - barstoolninja
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Athiestzilla didn't save the world from King Ghidorah. Godzilla did. Checkmate, athiests.
User avatar #61 - dantemp
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Silly Op. Why would he demote himself?
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#84 to #74 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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Horse Faith?

Horse Faith.
#95 to #84 - caesarslegion
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Go back to that crumbling asshole of a place you call the brony Board.
Go back to that crumbling asshole of a place you call the brony Board.
#103 to #95 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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Man do you like any cartoons?
#104 to #103 - caesarslegion
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No.
No.
#89 to #74 - anon id: c04c32a9
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Tesco has sure tried to follow the horse faith tradition.
#93 to #74 - blokrokker
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#80 to #74 - sheperdofthestars
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Praise Odin!
User avatar #30 - platapus
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but morgan freeman isn't the pope, he's his boss.
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I bet you'd be wrong
#3 to #1 - anon id: cf5925e8
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NO! really?
#4 to #1 - matthewlc [OP]
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Do I sense a hint of butthurt?
User avatar #5 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo
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no not at all... I just wanted to win a bet ;_;
#32 - icanhasaccount
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god can't be pope guys...