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User avatar #35 - ihatem (02/18/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the macho man story.

There was a big macho man that came home to his wife one day,
he took off his pants, threw em to his wife and said,
"Honey, try these pants on."
She does, and says, "I can't, they're too big."
He says, "Well yeah, I'm letting you know that I wear the pants in this relationship."
She strikes a glare at him, takes her panties off, and says,
"Oh is that so? Try these on then."
He says, "What? No way! I'm a man, I can't get in those!"
And she simply turns her nose up and says,
"Damn right you're not getting in these pants, and unless you change your attitude you never will."

TL;DR Real women got your **** down son
#41 to #35 - herbolifee (02/18/2013) [-]
If you're a beta faggot, then yes.
If you're a beta faggot, then yes.
User avatar #42 to #41 - ihatem (02/18/2013) [-]
I guess old jokes just don't strike senses of humor like they used to
User avatar #304 to #42 - herbolifee (02/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, well, it's old.
Also, nowadays there's more people actually being serious with this than joking, so excuse me for my remark (not sarcastic)
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User avatar #286 to #99 - ihatem (02/18/2013) [-]
Feminist? That isn't remotely feminist. Get married for about five years,you'll know exactly what I'm talking about then.
This is an old marriage joke
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