Reminds me of the macho man story.

There was a big macho man that came home to his wife one day,
he took off his pants, threw em to his wife and said,
"Honey, try these pants on."
She does, and says, "I can't, they're too big."
He says, "Well yeah, I'm letting you know that I wear the pants in this relationship."
She strikes a glare at him, takes her panties off, and says,
"Oh is that so? Try these on then."
He says, "What? No way! I'm a man, I can't get in those!"
And she simply turns her nose up and says,
"Damn right you're not getting in these pants, and unless you change your attitude you never will."

TL;DR Real women got your shit down son