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User avatar #4 - LaBarata (02/17/2013) [-]
Oh god, I remember the last summer camp I went to... It was absolutely insane. We were not allowed to be out of the counselor's sight. Literally, if we wanted to go to the bathroom at night, we had to wake them up so they could take us. I could honestly liken this to a bit of a prison camp, but the prisoners went canoeing and **** .

I lost close to 30 lbs there... That was mostly because they barely ******* fed us. Seriously. They fed us as little as humanly possible.

Let's take an example dinner. You know those little round tortilla chips? Our dinner was four of those, and a puddle of cheese sauce about the size of one of them.
They did not. ******* . Feed us. Some kids in my cabin were climbing trees for crab apples.

Because I was older (and about a foot taller) than everyone else in my tent, I became sort of the surrogate leader, which meant I was in charge. Hell, these kids looked up to me, so I had to take care of them. I used to actually break into the kitchens and find food for them so they could actually have a proper meal.

The counselors were also physical as **** with the kids, to an I don't think that was even close to remotely legal level. They'd always shove us and push us and stuff like that. I remember one time I 'wasn't walking fast enough', so one of them essentially got behind me and started shoving me along.

Man, **** that place.
User avatar #195 to #4 - fadetometallica (02/18/2013) [-]
It wasn't even nearly that bad in basic training.
User avatar #158 to #4 - lieutenantderp (02/18/2013) [-]
Reminds of of military school days. Oh, the joys.
User avatar #156 to #4 - downtownbosscat (02/18/2013) [-]
dude ben stiller in heavyweights
#95 to #4 - billofclarance (02/17/2013) [-]
"But the prisoners went canoeing and **** "
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User avatar #90 to #4 - yuknowherpderp (02/17/2013) [-]
Where was this place?
User avatar #83 to #4 - spaceturtlecadet (02/17/2013) [-]
Kind of irrelevant, but if I remember correctly, you had the scary as **** wooden cages moving about your forest right?
Are they still there?
Woah, I'm even subscribed to you on youtube..
User avatar #205 to #83 - LaBarata (02/18/2013) [-]
They are. I've got a new video in the works, just need to edit it.
#60 to #4 - crazyolitis (02/17/2013) [-]
Goddamn. I don't know what you look like, but if my imagination is correct, you'd look like some sort of resistance fighter. Big jaw, black hair, all that 						****					. Kind of like that guy from inglorious basterds.
Goddamn. I don't know what you look like, but if my imagination is correct, you'd look like some sort of resistance fighter. Big jaw, black hair, all that **** . Kind of like that guy from inglorious basterds.
User avatar #59 to #4 - mycatislookingatme (02/17/2013) [-]
******* goosebumps and feels all up in here dude.
User avatar #63 to #59 - mycatislookingatme (02/17/2013) [-]
The bit about the crab apples and the breaking into the kitches properly got to me.

And the becoming a leader **** for that matter.
User avatar #206 to #63 - LaBarata (02/18/2013) [-]
It was cracked out, dude. Seriously.

How do people like that get to run a camp?
User avatar #16 to #4 - darkcomy (02/17/2013) [-]
So if there was one counselor, and you wanted to go to the bathroom at night, everyone had to go to the bathroom? Else other remained unsupervised.
User avatar #22 to #16 - LaBarata (02/17/2013) [-]
They had two of them, one to watch us, one to take us somewhere
User avatar #13 to #4 - ishalltroll (02/17/2013) [-]
I have to agree with my fellow previous commentators.
Sounds pretty much like a concentration camp.
User avatar #12 to #4 - willindor (02/17/2013) [-]
Is it possible that the name of the camp was or partly was: Auschwitz, Treblinka, Sobibor or Bergen Belsen?
User avatar #70 to #12 - freakyorange (02/17/2013) [-]
Don't forget Buna or Birkenau.
User avatar #75 to #70 - willindor (02/17/2013) [-]
Wasn't the official name of Birkenau Auschwitz II. I know there were lots of concentration camps but I was just too lazy to list them all.
User avatar #80 to #75 - freakyorange (02/17/2013) [-]
Birkenau was the "Reception" Center for Auschwitz.
User avatar #85 to #80 - willindor (02/17/2013) [-]
Ah so. But there were so many cc's that their names confuse me most of the time.
User avatar #11 to #4 - tomowrath (02/17/2013) [-]
I remember going to a camp where the counselors were so lazy they had 1 day (12 hours, 7:00 am to 7:00pm) where all the counselors went in a cabin and watched tv, leaving around 80 campers to walk around a field. It turned chaotic, around 8 people got into a fight, 1 kid got stuck on a pavilion roof, and at around 3:00 pm, a ******* kid unhooked the barn door stables and like 15 goats started running around, and then the counselors put them away and then gave a "No-no" to the kid who opened it.
Then we all had to sit at ******* picnic tables for the rest of the day while the counselors were "working"
**** THAT PLACE.
I would give the name, but i dont exactly want to reveal where i live.
User avatar #15 to #11 - corkscrew (02/17/2013) [-]
>implying you can't go to a different place for camp
#10 to #4 - IceViper (02/17/2013) [-]
were you a survivor of Auschwitz by any chance?
were you a survivor of Auschwitz by any chance?
#44 to #10 - byposted (02/17/2013) [-]
Conditions for inmates at Auschwitz were much looser than you would think, actually.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtlPlZGvgY0

User avatar #112 to #44 - IceViper (02/17/2013) [-]
holocaust movies are so ******* annoying. Many millions of people have died throughout history, why is everyone focusing on this particular one?
User avatar #125 to #112 - byposted (02/17/2013) [-]
The supposed Holocaust was unknown of in society before Hollywood started making movies about it in the early 1960s. The Holocaust has almost no historical value. The entire evidence is based on testimonies and the movies that were made to model them.

I just can't get over the fact that there is literally no evidence to show that gas chambers existed in any camp for purposes of mass-homicide. They say that Zyklon B was used in Auschwitz, but that was a popular delousing chemical which was used in the camp (proven claim) to save lives. They say that diesel engines were used in Belzek, Sobibor, and Treblinka, but that is a laughable claim.

Look into the period after WWI and you can see Jews claiming that there were millions of Jews starving in Europe, in need of imminent aid. They raised millions upon millions of dollars via organizations like the Join Distribution Committee and most of the money was funneled for purposes outside of welfare (to the Soviet Union and Israel).

From the American Jewish Congress, May 20, 1920, on fund raising.

"The fund for Jewish war sufferers in Central and Eastern Europe where six millions face horrifying conditions of famine, disease and death."
User avatar #128 to #125 - IceViper (02/17/2013) [-]
and plus, american POW in Japan were slaughtered in the most horrible disgusting ways known to mankind. Why doesnt that get any attention?
User avatar #130 to #128 - byposted (02/17/2013) [-]
Ones who control popular culture control what is popular. Hollywood was literally founded by Jews. If Hollywood was owned by American-Indians, they would be making movies on evil Pilgrims.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQAZqLnbRhw
www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-stein19-2008dec19,0,4676183.column

_ How deeply Jewish is Hollywood? When the studio chiefs took out a full-page ad in the Los Angeles Times a few weeks ago to demand that the Screen Actors Guild settle its contract, the open letter was signed by: News Corp. President Peter Chernin (Jewish), Paramount Pictures Chairman Brad Grey (Jewish), Walt Disney Co. Chief Executive Robert Iger (Jewish), Sony Pictures Chairman Michael Lynton (surprise, Dutch Jew), Warner Bros. Chairman Barry Meyer (Jewish), CBS Corp. Chief Executive Leslie Moonves (so Jewish his great uncle was the first prime minister of Israel), MGM Chairman Harry Sloan (Jewish) and NBC Universal Chief Executive Jeff Zucker (mega-Jewish). If either of the Weinstein brothers had signed, this group would have not only the power to shut down all film production but to form a minyan with enough Fiji water on hand to fill a mikvah._
#101 to #44 - creosote (02/17/2013) [-]
It's good to know that concentration camps weren't all that bad, Hell, it sounds like fun times EXCEPT FOR THE ******* GAS SHOWERS AND STARVATION.
User avatar #113 to #101 - IceViper (02/17/2013) [-]
not that they were bad, they were just not that strict. For example, you could have sex with any woman in the middle of public. You still had to die though.
#114 to #113 - creosote (02/17/2013) [-]
Did you mean to say "weren't" because otherwise... Dude...
Did you mean to say "weren't" because otherwise... Dude...
User avatar #118 to #114 - IceViper (02/17/2013) [-]
yes i meant to say werent. my bad.
User avatar #108 to #101 - byposted (02/17/2013) [-]
Starvation was what happened at the end of the war, not the fault of the Germans.
User avatar #107 to #101 - byposted (02/17/2013) [-]
If you're interested, you can look into legitimacy of those claims here (really recommend watching this):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNOBtsg9eQQ
#9 to #4 - selfdenyingbeggar (02/17/2013) [-]
Sounds like you had a hard life. Good thing it's over.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Kyue (02/17/2013) [-]
I seem to just get a vision of a brutal fat camp. I doubt it was though.
User avatar #6 to #5 - LaBarata (02/17/2013) [-]
If it was, they'd be feeding us the exact wrong stuff. It was literally the cheapest, least healthy **** you could find
User avatar #7 to #6 - Kyue (02/17/2013) [-]
Sounds like a school cafeteria
User avatar #8 to #7 - LaBarata (02/17/2013) [-]
Except schools feed you decent portions
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