Andre is not a happy camper. Andre is ALL about that life.. Oh god, I remember the last summer camp I went to... It was absolutely insane. We were not allowed to be out of the counselor's sight. Literally, if we wanted t andre sassy



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User avatar #4 - LaBarata (02/17/2013) [+] (39 replies)
Oh god, I remember the last summer camp I went to... It was absolutely insane. We were not allowed to be out of the counselor's sight. Literally, if we wanted to go to the bathroom at night, we had to wake them up so they could take us. I could honestly liken this to a bit of a prison camp, but the prisoners went canoeing and **** .

I lost close to 30 lbs there... That was mostly because they barely ******* fed us. Seriously. They fed us as little as humanly possible.

Let's take an example dinner. You know those little round tortilla chips? Our dinner was four of those, and a puddle of cheese sauce about the size of one of them.
They did not. ******* . Feed us. Some kids in my cabin were climbing trees for crab apples.

Because I was older (and about a foot taller) than everyone else in my tent, I became sort of the surrogate leader, which meant I was in charge. Hell, these kids looked up to me, so I had to take care of them. I used to actually break into the kitchens and find food for them so they could actually have a proper meal.

The counselors were also physical as **** with the kids, to an I don't think that was even close to remotely legal level. They'd always shove us and push us and stuff like that. I remember one time I 'wasn't walking fast enough', so one of them essentially got behind me and started shoving me along.

Man, **** that place.
#30 - baniggernom (02/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
God, my first camp sucked. We would get like a piece of bread every week. Everybody got skinny and we were always cramped. To top it off, some of the people who went to go shower pretty much just died. You know what's ridiculous? A camp having mass graveyards. That **** is ridiculous. I can't believe how much I hated it there. ******* Auschwitz man.
#14 - markeriksen (02/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
#26 - nahsahsenn (02/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
summer of 9th grade my mom sent me to art camp. at first i was like **** THIS **** I DONT WANNA PAINT FLOWERS AND **** , but then I slowly realized just how awesome this camp was. Glassblowing, top of the line recording studio, metalworking, i mean **** , we didnt ******** around with that no phones, campfires and canoeing **** . we just did art things, everyone had weed, and all the girls were looking to lose their virginity. that summer changed my outlook on summer camps, 10/10 would do again

pic related, its like a glass cup i made or whatever
#21 - badgertom (02/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The last two summers i've actually been working at a summer camp in connecticut, and some of the kids were the biggest little ***** ever. Though one jewish kid gave me an interesting lecture how he believed Hitler lead the Yahtzee party and killed hundreds of Jews.

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User avatar #2 - electricbubblewrap (02/17/2013) [-]
I ******* lost it found it and lost it again at Pick me the **** up or else
User avatar #52 - rocksteady (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Look at the ******* scorecard; the lowest score is OK. I would not send my kids to a camp where their voices are silenced.
#37 - spoogle (02/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I had to go to Christian camp at a place called Rock Ridge once. It was so ******* awful. Everyone was such a little pussy assed, tattle telling, raging erection. This one kid caught a turtle in the lake and was all, "Hurrurr I'm going to name him Peter after St. Peter." I took the little bastard and put it back in the lake. Little **** was crying the next morning. I hate camp. God I hated it.

I'm still a christian, though.
User avatar #19 - sweetellie ONLINE (02/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I never went to summer camp. Do we even have them in England..?
User avatar #3 - tastycrisps (02/17/2013) [-]
I had a similar experience last time I went to summer camp.
#120 - infamoustrapper (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#84 - umybitchnigga (02/17/2013) [-]
I 						*******					 lost it at the counselors were 						*******					 						****					!
I ******* lost it at the counselors were ******* **** !
#51 - ttubkcid (02/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Almost every year the camps were set near Buzau and there are some kind of vulcanos with mud instead of lava, less than half a meter tall, some of them are like really deep holes in the ground and they're more than 5 meters deep. Being summer it was always hot as **** so because of all the mud it smelled like Satan's anus. And to top it off there was always some retard that fell in a vulcano. It was hilarious at first, but then we had to smell it for an hour or so on the way back.

Picture related, it's the vulcanos.
#46 - ihatem (02/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I guess Andre isn't a happy camper
#48 to #46 - ihatem (02/17/2013) [-]
Look at the title dumbass
Look at the title dumbass
#127 - mydogpikachu (02/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
dude the summer camp i went to was awesome i hung out with a bunch of people who had DS's and all we did was play new super mario bros ds, pokemon gen 4 and 5, zelda spirit tracks, mario party ds, super mario bros 64 ds, and our favorite mario and sonic at the winter olympic games the only bad thing was there was little kids and they would try to hang out with us and sometimes we would and then at the end they would whine and bitch when they lose
#129 to #127 - amsel (02/17/2013) [-]
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#187 - Pompano (02/18/2013) [-]
I ******* hated camp, they starved our asses. Literally, we got like a single peanut butter and jelly sandwich each meal. Not only that, but they worked us like migrant workers. We would have to run miles and miles regardless of the weather. The worst part was that everyone at that camp was ******* hideous. Worst fat camp ever.
#57 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (02/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**pokemonstheshiz rolled a random image posted in comment #650870 at Friendly ** Boy Scout summer camps were pretty kick ass, sucks for you guys
#43 - aconfuseddonut (02/17/2013) [-]
Probably sent him to fat camp.
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