Let me tell your future!. Still believe in horoscopes?. for This week, the conjunction of your mom' s ass with my slapping hand" results in what can only be ter
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This week, the conjunction
of your mom' s ass with my
slapping hand" results in
what can only be termed as
a "restraining order" and the
irreversible end of our friend-
ship. In an attempt to lose
your "slapping hand'', you .
get a big old kitchen knife
and stab yourself in the heart.
Blasted "treachery hand''...
jumps out of a bin and twee' -.
more you arethe ass, mortally
wounding you. As you bleeh
to death in the morning sun.
you whisper your final, eter-
hal, majestic words,... "(yolo)"
This week, youre tapping
in the Library toilets when
a guy pokes his head over Illgal
the cubicle, "Hey", -he says,
Can I watch?' "Sure", you
reply, and as you cum you
**** your guts out, pick them,
out of the toilet and force
...

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#1 - huntergriff ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 - androanomaly (02/22/2013) [-]
Why is just the pisces horoscope outlined?
They're all pretty "wtf"
User avatar #6 - monstersz (02/17/2013) [-]
I'm a Pisces what is this
User avatar #5 - dickbewt (02/17/2013) [-]
I really want to know what the prediction for Taurus is now
:I
#4 - faoneone (02/17/2013) [-]
uhm, the other three make pisces seem normal, and on another note, I understand that I will masturbate in a library and **** myself, but will I be staring at a hot librarian at least?
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