Funny Signs Part 2

Magical fairy princess decided to go and rename the anons to Phanact. What...

You do realise your name only praises phanact as the one true god?
Its a statement really.
But good job comeing out of the closet.

I liked "anonymous pussy" better

Me too... This fucking faggot sucks :l

I beleive the Oregon Trail.

believe*
ooops

That's 'the Oregon Trail'

What the hell happened to your username

I cant find the picture where she interrupts Hisao and Emi. I thought i had it. I want it.

Sadly, I don't have it.

Oh well
That's an odd crossover that makes no sense..

It is, but Rin looks so cute in that picture.

This is the most cute picture methinks

I've got some competitors.

I still like that one better. It's so calm an Rinnish

I like the hug pictures. I wonder how hugs feel.

I would like a proper hug from someone that is not in my family.. I think hugs are magical. I wanted Hisao to just go up and fucking hug Hanako

I don't think I'll survive much longer without. I'm sinking deeper and deeper down for each mood swing. Wouldn't that just be a pathetic death? Suicide because no one thought to ask me "What's up" or take my outstretched hand. Hug me and help me. It's so bitter and pathetic and selfish on my part.

I would hug you if i could. Thats the downside of finding amazing people over the internet. You cant hug em..

It really is the big downside. At least you're closer than any of my other internet friends, I only have like two others, and they all live further away. But it's not feasibly possible anyways. And I'd scare you all away by being me anyways. To keep my friends I need to never actually meet them, but I can't live without meeting friends. So I'm only good at dying.
But I'm glad to hear that you'd hug me back. At least there is one out there who would now.

Why would you scare anyone away by being you? I like you.
I wouldnt say you're good at dying. You havent died yet. Its like saying I'm good at bungeejumping when i've never tried it before

Well I sure as fuck am not good at living. And you say that, but you haven't met me. As for my only other friends. Everyone who's met me regularly has just turned away in the end. I don't even matter to them. It's all just one-sided. I can consider someone a great friend, but in the end I'm nothing more than just some dude to them. Someone they can just leave without looking back even once.

Why would their reactions have any dahm effect on mine? I will remember you as the second or third compatible person I've ever written to in my whole dahm life. That means something you know

Aw, I'm glad you think so. I wish I could meet you irl one day, that would be awesome. Maybe one day.

I felt like that once. Everything just turned to shit, and it was as if something was just saying 'fuck you in particular'. It felt like it would never go away, that it would stay forever and i'd never be truly happy or belong or have any friends or anything. I still dont have any friends, since even internet friends seems to slip away. But luckily I'm okay with that. I can go on withou that. But
It's clearing up now i think, with my new school and all. Denmark gave me a great chance, and now i will work and embrace it.
Keep trying. Maybe you will get thru it one day. We're both socially inept it would seem. I think both of us would benefit from meeting

Maybe we would. I don't know, I have no idea. I have next to none experience with hanging out, I don't even know where to go. Especially because I don't drink alcohol, and that excludes me from 90% of all Danes my age.
I really wish you find happiness one day though. I wish I find it too one day. But I don't know. I won't slip away though. Unless I also slip away from myself, which is becoming more and more of a possibility.
But meeting might be nice. It could be fun.

If i got to Århus, i'd need to rely on you.
Well at least you can drive a car. The thought of getting a drivers license to a scooter sounds ridiculous for me. I hope you find something out. If i had to find a way to get to århus, it'd take forever
In the summer, that spot would probably be really nice. Sadly, it's still fucking winter.. Tis a shame.

It takes about an hour to drive to Silkeborg from here. Combined with me being kinda busy and all around really nervous about meeting you, I'm not sure when would be good.

If you could get to Silkeborg, this would be 15 times easier. I'm a little goddahm kid who dont know Århus and is reliant on her momma for transportation. If you get to this wondeful city we could meet with ease

Cracked has managed to explain why i dont function in this dahm society. "And that ability to suffer fools, to tolerate annoyance, that's literally the one single thing that allows you to function in a world populated by other people who aren't you." I'm allergic to bullshit

I do hope you don't think I'm a fool :c
Well I'm pretty reliant on my mom too, since I borrow her car, usually. I guess I could take the bus or the train or something, but I'm not sure when I'll be able to. I'll try to figure something out soon though.
I'm pretty well-versed in Århus though, so you could just rely on me. I might not know all the good places to hang out, but I know some places I like. Sadly, my favorite spot at Brabrandstien was demolished to make room for a new bridge over the river. It was so nice and you could feel like you were in some kind of jungle. It was an amazing spot to have inside the city, I would sit there and practice harmonica regularly. Now my harmonica just gathers dust on my shelf.

You dont like Silkeborg? I love it. It would make it a lot easier to meet up, since I've managed to trust the bus that goes there.
When i got into the rainbow, i walked around really fast. I just love rainbows. Maybe they have new art up now.
What do people normally do when hanging out, that doesnt include alcohol? I know what girls do, and to be frank, little of it is of interest to me. I just want to eat and be silly

I just want to walk around and talk. All I know wants to play games or something like that. I play games alone, when I'm with others, I want to talk and have fun without stupid alcohol.
I was just messing around, I have no idea how Silkeborg is. Or where it is, for that matter. It's a possibility, but I'm kinda busy here the next couple of weeks, so I don't know if I'll have the time to go there. Maybe.

Eh, i forget when we're moving, but we're already starting on it. Perhaps when i can find an easy way to get to århus. It takes some time getting there, so having my mom drive all the way and back again and then doing it again would be a bit much. I hope i can find a way, else you have to come to silkeborg.

Oh god please don't make me go to Silkeborg, I've heard that the ground eats people and flies infest the sky. Well, it's only rumors though.
But really, it would be fun. I think there are more places to go in Århus though. I've always wanted to go up into Regnbuen with someone (other than my family, I always do stuff like that with them).

Something that one cant easily get at home. I like asian food . I would love it if i could have a great time. I havent really had such a great time in over a year, and that was with someone i was with superficially and had little in common with.
I would like to practice english too. The only person i've had a conversation with in english is myself. Some of the reason of why i fail at talking is because my body just gets fucking nervous at times like that. My body is probably trying to make up for my minds lack of fuck-giving in general..
Also, if i get happy or something, i get completely silly. It's relatively rare, but i just turn really fucking.. Weird. And i mean weird

Also, cracked has many articles that are interesting. www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-youre-accidentally-making-everyone-hate-you/?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Science&wa_user3=blog&wa_user4=trending_now Stuff like that too. Much of that article isnt relevant to me tho, but it was interesting nevertheless

I hope I can get to see you weird then, that would make me happy c:
Hm, I know this place called HaiLong where I know they serve china boxes and stuff. I've never been a fan of it, but some people I know go there at lunch break some times.
So, making plans and all is nice, but when do you think we can meet? It would be nice to meet friday or in the weekend or something, but Idunno.

I honestly have no idea what to do either. I dont even know what the fuck one is supposed to do. I suck at talking. It'd be awkward, sure, but we should take it from there. I just hope that you're very familiar with Århus. In regard to such, I'm like a child. Think of me as a child in those cases, and in cases where my fingers meet a keyboard as someone older.

Well that's okay, if I know you feel awkward as well, then I'll relax more, I'm sure of it. And I don't even know what you'd like to do. I like walking down the street or sitting somewhere and just talk for a bit.

Oh yeah, i forgot about that.. I will redirect you to my facebook www.facebook.com/mathilde.korsbakke/photos
Oh wow, i dont even know how the fuck to add a number to my phone..

Well I can see your face, that's about it. I guess that's enough too c:
You will be able to recognize me, in any case.
You using a smart phone? Because if so, you need to go to where you'd usually dial and then dial my number. Then it gives you the option to save it as a contact.

Yup. If i could get your phone number, we'd also be able to stay in touch, so i know when to catch a buss

Sure, it's 50722088, but I currently don't have a working phone, and I don't know if I'll have one before the weekend. It's a long story.
Also, I realized I'm at a disadvantage here, you know how I look, but I have no idea how you look. Do you have any pictures of yourself? Any you'd want to share with me?

Whenever the fuck you can, preferable in the weekend. If you find out something, just tell me

Well I don't have any plans next weekend. Should I see if I could borrow the care for saturday or something?

I like eating. Finding some place to eat, and simply eat some dahm food. Maybe something to bring along. I really want to get some food.
It would also be nice if i could practice talking. Writing to you is easy as hell, but if we could talk as fluently as we're writing now, that'd be great. I really need that ability. That's one of the reasons why all the people i like are always over the internet. I know this person in real life, we write a bit and i kind of like her, and in real life when meeting up at the writing team, we're usually quiet.
I dont know Århus, but the view from the rainbow circle thing at Aros was quite interesting.

I think entry is actually free for people below 21, so that could be an idea. What do you like to eat?
And yeah, it would be nice to get talking. I might be good practice, since I actually get pretty talkative when I'm having a good time, something that kinda reflects in the amount of text I write.

Where is it you lived? You dont seem to be doing well, and i wish there was anything i could to help

I live around Århus. I don't know anyone who lives closer than an hour away with car. Or I do, I don't have any friends who live here though. Most of my friends live outside of fucking Denmark. Maybe there are people out there who'd want to hug me, to be with me, but they all live in fucking Buggerstan on the other side of the Earth.

Some reason for it? There is no divine god looking over us all. We're just here, for no particular reason, and stuff happens. This is just how everything turned out. Try to work against it, else nothing might change. How everything is, is just a big bunch of interactions, coincidences, choices, and everything. A bit mess. Try to work your own interactions and choices into it, grab any change, do something

That's just the thing, I think I'm doing right. But then it just goes wrong. Every time. So there has to be something fundamentally wrong with me, something I don't see and maybe others don't actively see it either, it just excludes me.
So really, either I'm broken, I have no influence on what happens, or there is a sadistic god somewhere, laughing at me. I don't know which is worse.

Shut the fuck up Kairyuka, and trust me on this one. Relax. I'm incredible shy with things like this in real life, but i want to give you a goddahm hug and i want it to actually happen. I want to see if i can help you. If you screw up I'll forgive you. What is it you think you'll screw up anyway?

I don't know. If I knew, I wouldn't be doing it. There has to be some reason why I deserve to be alone. It can't just be pure coincidence, that would be even worse.
But somehow... if just a little bit, I think I can trust you. Maybe I can.

Why would i end up hating you? Come on man, i wanna hug you

Aw man, you're making me cry here behind my screen. Seriously.
I'm just afraid that I'll fuck everything up, make you feel bad or something. Some times it seems like that's all I'm good at.

I dont know Århus well. I just see it as the place where i go for operations and such things. But when we're done moving and have settled down, i will see if theres anything to do in Århus, and hopefully meet you. I really want that to happen. I think my mom will understand, so i can get a ride. I dont feel comfortable with busses. Dahm autistic traits

It would be awesome to finally meet someone I've only been talking to over the internet. And at the same time I'm afraid that you'll just end up hating me too. I'm really torn about this one.

Haha

Have you seen it?

No, Sorry It's 5 in the morning and there are no clouds out

Huh. That's not good.

No, You will probably find a new cloud in the morning, one with more character

But this one was my cloud. Or I was the cloud's human.

oh, Rin..

Oh Rin. You made us laugh, you made us cry, you made us feel like we could flyyy~

Emi's supposed puppy dog eyes ain't got shit on Rin's face. I just love that face, I want to touch it.

and she's probably call it scandalous if you said that to her

I know. She doesn't exist and if she did, I could never meet her, she'd just hate me. But I still feel like I do, no reason to change that. It doesn't hurt anyone, it doesn't limit me.

1 isn't a prime number :)

irrelevant, illogical and not funny

john is kil

no

that joke was so bad, I actually felt a laugh enter my body.