USRSF Would Solve Many Problems...

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#35 - LocoJoe ONLINE (02/17/2013) [+] (22 replies)

>MFW I'm shipping out tomorrow

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#46 to #35 - badsamaritan ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

Sup texas brother i am saving that in return ill give you this

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#49 to #46 - LocoJoe ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

Saved. Have this.

P.S. I'm not actually shipping out. I was just making a joke I was joining the USRSF. Hence the pic of the guys firing into the air at the Texas border. Just clearin that up.

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#50 to #49 - badsamaritan ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

fucking awsome

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#178 to #49 - lieutenantderp (02/17/2013) [-]

This is glorius

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#42 to #35 - fluffykoopa **User deleted account** (02/17/2013) [-]

Good luck bruh

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#41 to #35 - songemot (02/17/2013) [-]

Good luck mate.

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#39 to #35 - brettyoke (02/17/2013) [-]

Good luck, God speed soldier.

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#38 to #35 - zramn (02/17/2013) [-]

Thank you for your service, man. Seriously.

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#44 to #35 - mcstorms (02/17/2013) [-]

Yuo should go over there and just do this
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#52 to #35 - demandsgayversion (02/17/2013) [-]

Do your best not to kill any children or rape women. Or vice versa.

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#68 to #35 - Visual ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

YFW

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#40 to #35 - GrimTheRealReaper (02/17/2013) [-]

Two months until I can sign up. Long wait.

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#93 to #35 - lujan (02/17/2013) [-]

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#43 to #35 - cobaltlumi (02/17/2013) [-]

Thank you for your service, soldier.

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#77 to #35 - xgeneration (02/17/2013) [-]

Use the force.

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#54 to #35 - brandonalmighty (02/17/2013) [-]

I ship out in a week

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#165 to #35 - bizarredread (02/17/2013) [-]

Don't go apeshit and shoot your friends.

No one likes a maniac.

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#120 to #35 - triggathepirate ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

wot game is this?

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#169 to #120 - furyofthestorm (02/17/2013) [-]

Looks like army of two.

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#171 to #169 - triggathepirate ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

Thanks

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#57 to #35 - responsibletim ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

Good luck, thank you.

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#125 to #35 - weenieandthebutt (02/17/2013) [-]

I may have had my doubts about soldiers in the past but now I have come to respect most of them. Seriously man, good luck and try your best not to injure or hurt any civilians please!

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#1 - indigoflows (02/16/2013) [-]

how they greet eachother

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#58 - responsibletim ONLINE (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)

>Rednecks destroy all living things in Iraq
>Remember they have to go back to Obama
>Begin building trailers in iraq
>They establish a new colony
>Begin taking more land
>Rednecks leave america for promised land
>New country is called "Jesus Land"

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#170 to #58 - DietWater (02/17/2013) [-]

that would also help those of us back here in america because we wouldn't have to deal with them

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#8 - ohemgeezus (02/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)

Is it bad I thought this was legit until I saw number 3?

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#45 to #8 - nengcaste **User deleted account** (02/17/2013) [-]

human meat does taste like chicken
and arabs are humans
I suddenly fancy a human flesh kebab

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#100 to #45 - filipskit (02/17/2013) [-]

According to Armin Meiwes, a german cannibal, it tastes like pork

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#152 to #100 - spacestalin (02/17/2013) [-]

what a coincidence, according to
>this guy
a Venezuelan cannibal. It depends of the sex of the person.
he said he only ate men because women tasted too sweet, like eating flowers. Men taste like strong pork. And the meat is juicy and with texture, like eating pears.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorangel_Vargas

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#154 to #152 - vycanismajoris ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

Why do you know the taste of human flesh?

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#186 to #154 - spacestalin (02/17/2013) [-]

read the comment again, man.
it's from a couple of interviews to a real cannibal with 10 (possibly more) victims under his wing.
it's extremely interesting.
>pic unrelated

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#15 - psykojet ONLINE (02/17/2013) [+] (11 replies)

OKLAHOMA!

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#34 to #32 - nirtse (02/17/2013) [-]

This is funnier than some of the content I've seen today

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#76 to #15 - thecjism (02/17/2013) [-]

Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains

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#27 - imalex (02/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)

USRFS when not hunting terrorists

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#56 to #27 - Hreidmar (02/17/2013) [-]

That's actually pretty awesome.

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#28 to #27 - imalex (02/17/2013) [-]

usrsf* but what the hell

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#55 - Sperit ONLINE (02/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Inb4 middle east renamed Supermerica

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#60 to #55 - snakefire ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

SANDAMERICA

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#78 to #55 - zonal (02/17/2013) [-]

or `Murica

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#59 - qwertymnbv (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#128 - beerterror (02/17/2013) [-]

well, you know...

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#36 - badsamaritan ONLINE (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)

well if you think about it 74% of the entire military was born in Texas,
dont mess with Texas

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#80 to #36 - bulbakip (02/17/2013) [-]

Texas IS America.

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#129 - bigairchicago (02/17/2013) [-]

Directly responsible for the Death of Dale Earnhardt...

Mfw

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#94 - lujan (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#121 to #94 - ulcis (02/17/2013) [-]

Thought it was What Would Redneck Jesus Do......

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#2 - N. Korean citizen (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW! ROW!
FIGHT THE POWER!

TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
ROW! ROW!
FIGHT THE POWER!

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#109 - electrickwalrus (02/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)

6. they don't like nascar

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#115 to #109 - captainpancake (02/17/2013) [-]

Well sheep shit on a shingle!

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#136 to #109 - Happiness (02/17/2013) [-]

that wasn't there to give them a chance

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#89 - kmichel (02/17/2013) [+] (10 replies)

Reminds me of this rifle, which I'd love to buy some day. Shoots 20 mm rounds that'll go through an engine block.

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#144 to #89 - swarfega (02/17/2013) [-]

I read that as 'through an entire block', and was about to call bullshit.

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#126 to #89 - zekest (02/17/2013) [-]

"Weight 59 to 130+ pounds" .. what are you on

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#183 to #126 - kmichel (02/17/2013) [-]

I just think it would be really fun to shoot, that's all. I mean, it's totally impractical since a 50 cal will shoot more precisely, you can't carry it easily place to place, and it's less damaging to a person than a 50 cal (the 20 will just go right through you), but i'd love that kind of recoil and the sound of those giant shells hitting the ground after each shot. Training rounds are $10 each though, and armor piercing rounds a lot more than that.

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#90 to #89 - watermelonmcnigger ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

Holy shit that's long

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#101 to #90 - muchosgustaman (02/17/2013) [-]

That's what she said

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#104 to #101 - herculespower (02/17/2013) [-]

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#91 to #90 - kmichel (02/17/2013) [-]

6 feet 8 inches long. Too bad it's like $15000 with the suppressor. Then you need to buy a scope...

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#122 to #91 - ulcis (02/17/2013) [-]

Scopes are for bitches

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#150 to #91 - funmanigro (02/17/2013) [-]

20mm rouds + supressor? how does that even work?

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#184 to #150 - kmichel (02/17/2013) [-]

Not very well...it's still pretty damn loud I've heard.

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#173 - gamerpwnage (02/17/2013) [-]

This would be insanely effective...

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#163 - themastertroller (02/17/2013) [-]

mfw reading about the confederate states of america in my american history class

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#12 - bigwhitehound ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

Well that idea isn't any worse than the ones they've come up so far; and it just might work.

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