kids these days

>Be on school field trip
>Walking around with 3 friends from class
>Get to the monkey resort (or whatever)
>It's apparently monkey ************* day
>Zoo keeper walks into the monkey den
>Holy **** this ***** dark
>Everyone is looking at the black worker cleaning up monkey dookie
>Friend screams ""WHICH ONE IS THE MONKEY?

>Mfw I was the only one laughing and everyone was starring at me

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#13 - Cleavland Steamer (02/17/2013) [-]

this

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#14 - Cleavland Steamer (02/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)

stolen bike...

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#20 to #14 - ManTheHarpoons (02/17/2013) [-]

That must of been one uncomfortable bike ride, with a seat going up his bare ass, while the bike was shaking.

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#118 to #14 - anonexplains (02/17/2013) [-]

sauce?

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#45 - lordbyronxiv (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)

awww the kid went to visit the ***** in prison

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#59 - spoonsmonkey (02/17/2013) [+] (26 replies)

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#74 to #59 - kamehamehanurd (02/17/2013) [-]

Why... Yes I did.

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#109 to #106 - spoonsmonkey (02/17/2013) [-]

this is my favorite so far

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#108 to #59 - iktpq (02/17/2013) [-]

**iktpq rolled a random image posted in comment #499815 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** C'MON SPIDEY

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#63 to #59 - ienjoybeefjerky (02/17/2013) [-]

no

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#71 to #59 - birdofprey (02/17/2013) [-]

Yeah, no.

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#92 to #71 - blueninja (02/17/2013) [-]

shut up meg

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#105 to #92 - birdofprey (02/17/2013) [-]

Alright, alright. I give in.

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#127 - niggernazi (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)

********** of the day: ******* actually has magic powers called black magic.

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#135 to #127 - dingbox (02/17/2013) [-]

******* CAN ACTUALLY PSYCHIKINESIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can move, and transform objects.
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of ******* have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with ******* and don’t associate with non ******* that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can psychokinesis. If all over a billion ******* where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non ******* , integrate and associate with non ******* much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can refatds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non ******* a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with ******* so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around ******* , and try looking for ******* who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!

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#26 - gibroner (02/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)

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#55 to #26 - populardude (02/17/2013) [-]

<-- u forgot him

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#60 to #55 - TheFixer (02/17/2013) [-]

you forgot to make him purple.

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#209 to #101 - TheFixer (02/18/2013) [-]

do you think this is a ************* game? the pitcher he is carrying isnt purple.

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#211 to #210 - TheFixer (02/18/2013) [-]

it could be... it depends on two things A: is this human blood were talking about and if not im sure i can find some species that will bleed purple and B: if it is human blood then it would depend on how oxygenated it is. thats the reason your veins are blue and when you're cut you bleed red. see saturated red blood cells are red and unsaturated are blue so it stands to reason that there is a purple blood somewhere in the middle of saturated and unsaturated because red and blue make purple.

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#112 - teranin ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]

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#28 - anonexplains (02/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)

I'm shocked by the racism on this site. Can you not see how blatantly racist this is?

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#29 to #28 - autoxx (02/17/2013) [-]

There is no racism of funnyjunk, that's point.
We insult everyone equally.
Get off your high horse because you are more racist than the people that just don't give a **** .

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#46 to #29 - anonexplains (02/17/2013) [-]

Yeah except for gay homosexuals right?

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#48 to #46 - hitlersoneballsack (02/17/2013) [-]

we tend to leave straight homosexuals alone

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#47 to #46 - autoxx (02/17/2013) [-]

We rip on everyone, that's the point.
I don't care if you are trailer trash, a bike-stealing ****** or an asian with a math fetish I'm going to make fun of it.
I make fun of myself all the time because I am an emotional shut-in with poor social skills and a ******* annoying voice.

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#43 - proteam (02/17/2013) [-]

I make this for the same post that came out about a month ago

go to see its being put to use again

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#36 - themanwithnoplan (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#40 to #36 - snakefire (02/17/2013) [-]

ah ah ah

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