kids these days

Bitch, I'm flawless.

Why the **** is there a hash tag?

I wish I could give you more than one thumb.

yeah
apes can wear better clothing, and they wear their pants up properly

Could you show me where you photoshop skills are? I'm looking at the charts and can't seem to find them.

Of course! How could I be so foolish?

that was so dumb but I can't stop laughing.

This man is a genius. I totally love their works

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Here's the website.

Joan Cornellà, this guy has an splendid kind of humor. I love his comics.

Oh god that's ******* hilarious

oh god...

and all is well in the universe

That must of been one uncomfortable bike ride, with a seat going up his bare ass, while the bike was shaking.

Why... Yes I did.

this is my favorite so far

**iktpq rolled a random image posted in comment #499815 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** C'MON SPIDEY

no

Yeah, no.

shut up meg

Alright, alright. I give in.

******* CAN ACTUALLY PSYCHIKINESIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can move, and transform objects.
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of ******* have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with ******* and don’t associate with non ******* that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can psychokinesis. If all over a billion ******* where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non ******* , integrate and associate with non ******* much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can refatds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non ******* a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with ******* so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around ******* , and try looking for ******* who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!

<-- u forgot him

you forgot to make him purple.

do you think this is a ************* game? the pitcher he is carrying isnt purple.

it could be... it depends on two things A: is this human blood were talking about and if not im sure i can find some species that will bleed purple and B: if it is human blood then it would depend on how oxygenated it is. thats the reason your veins are blue and when you're cut you bleed red. see saturated red blood cells are red and unsaturated are blue so it stands to reason that there is a purple blood somewhere in the middle of saturated and unsaturated because red and blue make purple.

There is no racism of funnyjunk, that's point.
We insult everyone equally.
Get off your high horse because you are more racist than the people that just don't give a **** .

we tend to leave straight homosexuals alone

We rip on everyone, that's the point.
I don't care if you are trailer trash, a bike-stealing ****** or an asian with a math ****** I'm going to make fun of it.
I make fun of myself all the time because I am an emotional shut-in with poor social skills and a ******* annoying voice.