True Fucking Facts. Not OC, but worth sharing again.. Look, these people they' re fucking retarded. Rape cant cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? who can possibly take these people seriously anymore? Now they don' t even believe in egg ' sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate sharks for people who were raped and people who weren' t? Hey look at me!
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True Fucking Facts

Not OC, but worth sharing again.

Tags: bill | Nye
Look, these people they' re fucking retarded.
Rape cant cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality?
I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism?
who can possibly take these people seriously
anymore? Now they don' t even believe
in egg ' sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin
think babies come from? Does he think there are
separate sharks for people who were raped
and people who weren' t?
Hey look at me! I' m the rape dork. I drop off
all my babies directly at the orphanage/
He' s a fucking idiot. Just a plain fucking idiot.
I' m sorry _ I don' t say that word yew often "
but it happens to fit in this case,
He' s Just an fucking idiot...
St Todd I got an offer for you. You and me.
Any time. Any place. Debating science
TH bring the facts,
and you bring the ‘Vaseline.
Because your ass is gonna fucking need it
when I' m done whipping."
Actual quote from Bill Nye,
The Fucking Science Guy
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Submitted: 02/16/2013
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#6 - leonhardt (02/16/2013) [-]
**leonhardt rolled a random image posted in comment #476775 at Friendly **
I actually feel for the guy.
He spends his life trying to teach kids the fucking awesome world of science and facts, while certain religious assholes try their fucking hardest to fuck it up for him.

I'd be pissed, too, if someone blamed me for a natural disaster because I didn't believe in their fairy tale book.
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User avatar #2 - shamrockbandit (02/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/billnye.asp
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User avatar #9 - malific (02/16/2013) [-]
1) That pic is pretty awesome.. I was leaning back pretty far from my monitor and it looked like it was 3D.

2) Sperm + Egg = Baby A lot of people getting abortions have a problem believing this too.
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User avatar #7 - tehmuffin (02/16/2013) [-]
Except sad thing is... This fake...
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User avatar #1 - godot (02/16/2013) [-]
Bill Nye can get aggresive when stupidity in the world is overwhelming.
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#30 - drewbridge (02/17/2013) [-]
Tis' fake
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Don't put words in Bill Nye's mouth. I understand there are some read dumb fuckin' people out there, but don't make stupid shit up and claim he said something he never did.
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#29 - agrajag (02/17/2013) [-]
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/billnye.asp

Still fake.
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#23 - fattyacid (02/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah, op. Sure. Gonna need some cited sources on that one.
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User avatar #3 - huntergriff (02/16/2013) [-]
damn bill
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#49 - mehmachine (02/17/2013) [-]
This quote isn't real. It was posted on the onion,

But seriously no
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User avatar #48 - cockarse (02/17/2013) [-]
Sometimes I'ma little bit ashamed to be from the same state as that dilhole Akin. But then I realize he didn't get elected and my faith in humanity is restored a little bit.
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#46 - N. Korean citizen (02/17/2013) [-]
he never said it, its from a funny fake news website
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User avatar #33 - Compootor (02/17/2013) [-]
How about you stop putting words in people's mouths, internet? He never said a word of that.
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#31 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (02/17/2013) [-]
Hate to break it to you but... http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/billnye.asp
Hate to break it to you but...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/billnye.asp
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User avatar #11 - brojamin (02/16/2013) [-]
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
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#5 - blueninja (02/16/2013) [-]
MFW i know where he got this from
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User avatar #50 - allanenraged (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If any one of you who said it was fake and whatnot payed attention to the first comment. where someone posted the proof that it was in fact fake. you would realize that i had looked up the information he gave me. read it. and came to the conclusion that this post is most likely fake. and then apologized. but that what was said in the "quote" still holds true. meanwhile. jacklane is a faggot.
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User avatar #32 - falloutfanatic (02/17/2013) [-]
i know this is fake but i choose to believe it as true, because it makes me like bill nye that much more
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User avatar #24 - Onemanretardpack (02/17/2013) [-]
He lives in my state and he came to my school once, for our science fair. Shit was so awesome.
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