A Friendly Translator. I was going through omegle to find inspiration to make funny content, went through the questions that were stupid, sexual, or often both,
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I was going through omegle to find inspiration to make funny content, went through the questions that were stupid, sexual, or often both, with constant disconnections, I have finally came by this, I do not take credit for the funnyness of this, I simply posted it for the chance for others to enjoy, the person who really deserves any positive rating this is given was the stranger, this is not edited. I thank the stranger who typed this in.

allt?, omegle Talk to strangers!
chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
Bitch gonna ask me to go grocery shop. I
told her straight up like this "No siree
I thought you knew that'?
You: Can you translate what I just read?
Stranger: one moment
You: It' s like the language of Xbox live
Stranger: My dearest mate had requested me a
moment of my time, to visit the nearby market to gather
Stranger: In response to this direct request to my
services which would require traveling to the nearby
marketplace, I responded in a negative magneeto this
woman in this manner. "No my madam" Forthat was
not the position of my place in this workforce, as my
profession was rathers bard, specializing in managing
prostitutes and weaving rhymes, Surely my lady was
well aware of this fact?
Stranger: I need a larger dictionary...
You: Ah, that adds it up.
You: Thank you good sir.
You have disconnected.
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Submitted: 02/16/2013
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User avatar #1 - electricbubblewrap (02/17/2013) [-]
Dafuq is with everyone on funnyjunk trying to be a "sir" ****** annoying.
User avatar #2 to #1 - godot (02/24/2013) [-]
Well, I am sorry you feel this way, but I am not trying to be a "sir" I just thought th translation was funny, and I said "thank you good sir." To be polite. In fact, I don't think of myself as a sir, In high school, I was once referred to as "A stupid dumbass who thinks anything stupid is funny because you're a stupid dumbass." I guess he was somewhat right, I don't exactly make front page material, but I try my best. Have a nice day.
User avatar #3 to #2 - electricbubblewrap (02/24/2013) [-]
No I didn't mean it specifically to you sorry but I remember seeing this conversation getting over 20 thumbs just because they kept calling each other good sir and acting like they were British and everyone was praising them like gods. Now every time someone says sir it reminds me of that horrid conversation that everyone loved.
User avatar #4 to #3 - godot (02/24/2013) [-]
Nah, it's alright, I just have a foundness of "white translation," I know someone who spoke the "Damn nature, you scary" bit from family guy, to a white version called "Damn nature, you are frightening." This was what came in mind when I encountered it surfing through disconnect after disconnect in omegle, I guess it was sort of a un self aware inside joke. Although some may have thumbed it up thinking it was "sir," keep in mind, I don't have anything that even makes it to the top 10 pages, there's still funny stuff on the frontpage, and sometimes you'll find golden jokes in the latest uploads.
User avatar #5 to #4 - electricbubblewrap (02/24/2013) [-]
true that.
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