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User avatar #1 - misticalz ONLINE (02/16/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Technically we're all inbreds.
#11 - destroyerofcunt (02/17/2013) [+] (14 replies)
and then the priest raped the child.
and then the priest raped the child.
#13 - datblkkid (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
wait....considering the rule 63 of the internet; was Eve just the female version of Adam?
pic unrelated because I can't find a good one
#34 - SeriousLaughter (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'll just leave this here.
User avatar #41 - DeathKnight (02/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Adam and Eve's offspring inbreeding explains why each generation is more ******* retarded than the previous.
#30 - Absolute Madman (02/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Adam and Eve when created were physically perfect. When sin was introduced their genes were soiled to the point that they would "surely die"... from this point every subsequent generation had an increase in risk of genetic mutation in children conceived among siblings. When it reached the point that human genetics were so screwed up that mutation chances were high, God told the people to not mate with their close relatives. (would've added the verses, but i'm both lazy and sure nobody would have checked up on them anyway)
#32 to #30 - novus (02/17/2013) [-]
In that case all science needs to do is to find the earliest trace of DNA they can from prehistoric man and experiment around until we're all immortal.
User avatar #12 - nudnud (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You are aware that most royal families married in the family to keep their line pure? If not siblings still cousins and **** . Wasn't that weird back in the time.
#90 - pxthreezerothree (02/17/2013) [-]
Probably get red thumbs but **** it: I understand that the Catholic priesthood is quickly identifiable as a Christian authority figure but that type of thinking is indicative of Protestant fundamentalism and "sola scripture" thinking. The Catholic Church accepts the Big Bang Theory and the Theory of Evolution as valid but irrelevant to their teachings.

There you go, also have a skateboarding priest.
User avatar #20 - crystalmethod (02/17/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Any Christian that believes the Adam & Eve story as fact is thinking illogically.
User avatar #36 to #20 - darthblam (02/17/2013) [-]
Well see, the sad part is.. the majority of Christians think the stories of the Bible are historic facts. The majority on the internet may not, but in real life most do...
#89 - drtrousersnake (02/17/2013) [-]
it is these kind of post that bash religious ideas without causing a 			*********		. Hurray for actual funny stuff
it is these kind of post that bash religious ideas without causing a ********* . Hurray for actual funny stuff
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#86 to #81 - Absolute Madman (02/17/2013) [-]
How about no.
#72 - Absolute Madman (02/17/2013) [-]
Science =/= Religion. Nice try OP.
User avatar #29 - corundum (02/17/2013) [-]
Please stop posting SMBC here. The last thing we need is their hate.
User avatar #27 - mrbuu (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if you do basic math. you need 2 parrents for you. and 4 for your parrents 8 for your grand parrents 16 for your great grandparrents and so on 32-64-128-256-and so if you go back 1000 or so years you are related to everybody about 10 times over. we are all inbreds
User avatar #28 to #27 - nucularwar (02/17/2013) [-]
anything farther away than first cousins, and there aren't any health risks for "incest"
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#10 - Absolute Madman (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Two brothers"... yeah sure...
User avatar #6 - amovingstaircase (02/16/2013) [-]
Didnt get the comic at first. Thought they were talking about Eevee not Eve
too much pokemon
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