true shit

The standardised notation for sarcasm is an exclamation mark in brackets at the end of the sentence.

J Biebs is pretty much all I listen to(!)

>"Truths for Mature Humans"
>Blue-Ray
>Endless hyperbolies cited as "truths"
MFW this whole comp

I write in cursive all the time

1. Don't save your history then, you basement dwelling masturbator.
2. Stop being an idiot, or just apologise when you realise you're wrong.
4. Oh yeah, never seen anyone manage to convey sarcasm without a font.
6. Is anything?
7. Start your directions out of your neighbourhood?
8. Who the fuck reads obituaries for fun?
10. No, that's just bullshit used to justify being an idiot.
12. Who the fuck uses Blu-Ray?
13. It asks you if you want to save your changes, even if you haven't made any.
14. Dry clean, you piece of shit.
17. Or, just don't give your number to pieces of shit you don't want calling you?
18. Or, you could just turn on that magical light on your ceiling. If you're going into the freezer at night, you'll likely be out of bed for a while anyway.
19. I'm British, so I don't have a fucking clue what this even means. It's probably stupid though.
20. I thought you used MapQuest?
23. Enjoy crashing into shit, you dumbass.
24. #fatpeopleproblems
26. I'm surprised you haven't rear-ended anyone while texting.
27. You're disgusting, wash your fucking clothes.
28. No, it's just you. That gets dumber every year, that is.
30. I hope you ride a bike everywhere and cry from the sheer self-loathing that ensues.
31. Learn to tell the time then.
32. Move your alarm clock around so you actually get up.

This entire comp is fucking stupid.

If you text and drive please kill yourself before you do it to someone else.

I've seen every single one of these before scattered.... I've been on the internet too long...

oh hey, I was the last person who reposted this, WELCOME TO THE CLUB!

Gee, thanks for censoring the curse words. God knows what would've happened if my mommy had walked in.

MFW "Truths"

#6 applies especially to me

Teachers in 3rd-8th grade: "You need to learn cursive because you will use it for the rest of your life." (I went to Catholic school until college)

Everyone in High School: "Why do you still use cursive?"
Me: "I don't know. It's just become a habit."

Professors in college: "I refuse to try and read cursive so you have to write everything in block letters if you want the credit."

6:
I learned to write in cursive in 1st grade (when i learned how to write), around 6th
grade teachers said that my handwritting was ugly and they had a hard time trying to figure it out, everytime someone tells me that i just say it was the way they taught me i am not going to change it, plus i write considerably fast so i think it´s a perk writting in cursive.

<------MFW i´m in 11th grade and i´m one of the very few students that still uses cursive

Don't worry. Us bicyclist hate you all too.

OP is a goddamn idiot

number 11 all day every day lol...

Number 11, i do, its right after i wake up.

The phone rings nine times after you miss a call and try to call them back because they're most likely trying to reach you, and when the phone you're calling is trying to call you, it will just keep ringing until the voicemail picks up.

i dont get why people keep making the browser history joke, it's so irrelevant. Even internet explorer allows you to browse anonymously now.