American Teleportation. This is a facebook post I made back in 2011, this post made me think of it: teleportation McDonalds america
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American Teleportation

This is a facebook post I made back in 2011, this post made me think of it:
Ignore the unnecessary 'the' in front of 'teleportation,' and the second 'and' is supposed to say, 'an.'

thereby predict that the will be invented by both
the US and Japan at the same time.
In Japan: The first order at business will be to advance space
travel in order to plan a mass migration to anther planet.
In America: The first order at business will be far Mcdonnalds to
release and iphone app that sends cheeseburgers to sdur phone
far 99 cents.
Arr! . in . Promote . Blabber yer mates 11 LO 5
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#2 - lazyvoltage (02/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I would never use a ******* teleporter.

The star trek transporter theoriy or really just the general thought that you're not actually teleporting.
You're getting ripped apart, killed, and turned into paricles then replicated at your destination.
That person has all your memories and your personality but he's not you. They probably don't know.
No one knows.
User avatar #1 - garvielxloken (02/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How ******* awesome would it be to send food to children in Africa like that...? Like, drop the teleporter there without telling them what it is and send them food. They would worship that thing like a God...!
User avatar #4 - slenderbro (02/16/2013) [-]
There will probably be a point where we just feed through IV's etc. to avoid the final stage. ... and people would be to lazy to chew.
User avatar #6 - madbomber (02/16/2013) [-]
teleportation was already tried on a us navy ship, but the crew discombobulated with the ship.
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