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User avatar #2 - Noah (02/16/2013) [-]
I guess you could say you guys have great... Chemistry.
#6 to #2 - Tatou (02/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#9 - kaxu (02/16/2013) [-]
I really love Polonium and Radon !
#13 - thexiled (02/16/2013) [-]
You know how often I make chemistry jokes?




Periodically.
User avatar #56 to #13 - beardedbassman (02/16/2013) [-]
gold walked into a bar, and silver came running up to him and said,
"AU aren't allowed in here"
User avatar #60 to #13 - bighairyfart ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
once a month?
#14 to #13 - thexiled (02/16/2013) [-]
Did you guys hear that oxygen and magnesium are going out?
OMg
#15 to #14 - thexiled (02/16/2013) [-]
Argon walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey, we don't serve noble gasses here!"
Argon doesn't react.
#16 to #15 - thexiled (02/16/2013) [-]
What do you do with a sick Chemist? Well, if you can't curium, and you can't helium, then you have no choice but to barium.
#17 to #16 - thexiled (02/16/2013) [-]
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because, you've got a NiCe AsS.
#18 to #17 - thexiled (02/16/2013) [-]
A neutron walks into a bar, and says how much for a drink around here? To which the bartender replies, for you, no charge
#19 to #18 - thexiled (02/16/2013) [-]
What happens when a king farts?
Noble gas.
#55 to #19 - hairibar (02/16/2013) [-]
Thanks, now I feel clever for understanding all that jokes!
#20 to #19 - thexiled (02/16/2013) [-]
I would tell some more, but I think all the good ones Argon.
User avatar #5 - rubanio (02/16/2013) [-]
My friends and I were all inhaling helium and couldn't stop laughing...
He He He
User avatar #50 to #5 - aesguitar (02/16/2013) [-]
Next try SO2, it will make your voices sound like Morgan Freeman.
#70 - zhooker (02/16/2013) [-]
uranus
User avatar #1 - Accidentalninja (02/15/2013) [-]
Dat Chemistry and Astronomy
#3 to #1 - ziplockedtie (02/16/2013) [-]
More like ASStronomy. Right? right?
#58 to #10 - novren (02/16/2013) [-]
take this better
take this better
+10
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#28 - pukki (02/16/2013) [-]
mfw everybody is making chemistry jokes here, and all I know about science is that    
H2O = Water
mfw everybody is making chemistry jokes here, and all I know about science is that
H2O = Water
User avatar #4 - pianoasis (02/16/2013) [-]
How was oxygen and potassium's date?

It was OK.
#8 to #4 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
At least it didn't end as a KO
+5
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User avatar #21 - liversupporter (02/16/2013) [-]
An ice cube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. The ice cube said to the bunsen burner: "I melt whenever I see you" the Bunsen burner replied:"It's just a phase you're going through

ba dum tss
User avatar #27 - drulludanni (02/16/2013) [-]
if he is lucky he will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2
#36 to #27 - zacch (02/16/2013) [-]
cummingtonite
User avatar #30 - oriolopocholo (02/16/2013) [-]
This translating **** onto elements can be done by everyone. Make it more complex next time, this ain't geeky at all
User avatar #61 to #30 - kamehamehanurd (02/16/2013) [-]
YES! Thank you, someone who understands my pain....
#80 to #61 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
Are you just mad because all the good chemistry jokes Argon?
User avatar #81 to #80 - kamehamehanurd (02/16/2013) [-]
I think it's time I end my life now.
User avatar #32 to #30 - drunkasaurus (02/16/2013) [-]
Agreed. And it wasn't funny even when it was original. Typical **** for pseudo-intellectual high school kids to do
User avatar #35 to #32 - thisonewins (02/16/2013) [-]
'pseudo-intellectual'

Implying people would pretend to be smart when it's all the rage to act dumb.
User avatar #41 to #35 - drunkasaurus (02/16/2013) [-]
There's plenty of people who act smart but really aren't. I was in band when I was in high school, and it was ******* overrun with people who got good grades, thought they were smart, but probably couldn't critically think their way out of a paper bag. They are the type of people that would make jokes like this.
User avatar #45 to #41 - thisonewins (02/16/2013) [-]
I see. Thanks for the info.
User avatar #37 to #35 - oriolopocholo (02/16/2013) [-]
They want to be different. Ergo, hipsters = mainstream
User avatar #38 to #37 - thisonewins (02/16/2013) [-]
When's the last time you saw a hipster?
User avatar #39 to #38 - oriolopocholo (02/16/2013) [-]
Today, Starbucks, not kidding
User avatar #40 to #39 - thisonewins (02/16/2013) [-]
I see. Haven't seen them often myself, so myst be missin out.
User avatar #43 to #40 - drunkasaurus (02/16/2013) [-]
You have to live close to a city
User avatar #46 to #43 - thisonewins (02/16/2013) [-]
Tuscaloosa count?
User avatar #48 to #46 - drunkasaurus (02/16/2013) [-]
lol no. Also, I would move as soon as humanly possible if I were you.
User avatar #51 to #48 - thisonewins (02/16/2013) [-]
That's about 3 years. Figure I'll be fine, don't actually talk must to other humans anyway.
User avatar #52 to #51 - thisonewins (02/16/2013) [-]
... much* Wow I'm having a bad day.
User avatar #42 to #40 - thisonewins (02/16/2013) [-]
must*
User avatar #33 to #32 - oriolopocholo (02/16/2013) [-]
"SCIENCE YEAH WEEE SOOOO SMART"
User avatar #59 to #30 - mycatislookingatme (02/16/2013) [-]
Johnny was a chemists son.
But Johnny is no more.
Because was Johnny thought was H2O.
Was H2SO4.
#24 - thedarkestrogue (02/16/2013) [-]
Everyone's making science jokes and I'm just sitting here chuckling.
Everyone's making science jokes and I'm just sitting here chuckling.
User avatar #29 - mrgrande (02/16/2013) [-]
want to hear a potassium joke?...

K
User avatar #75 - itsmepapaone (02/16/2013) [-]
I wanna stick my Venus in Uranus.
User avatar #12 - rebby (02/16/2013) [-]
potassium
#62 - Pompano (02/16/2013) [-]





Uranus joke....
How original
#23 to #22 - pocoyothegreat (02/16/2013) [-]
Did you grab that pic at the previous post and didn't see the moment to use it?
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