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is this the Krusty crab

He got really mad last week. lets keep it rollin'
get creative make a enter and make the last item a krabby patty er some ****
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#5 - FearTheToilet (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
why didnt any of them say "No this is Patrick"
#6 - fuckilostthegame (02/16/2013) [-]
The only one that made me laugh
#49 - YankeeJ (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>dial number
>hell this is Applebees Tasha speaking how can I help you?
>Hi is this the Krusty Krab?
>Yes can you please hold while the police trace your call?
>Okay I will have a Krabby patty and a side of kelp fries
>*Man's voice comes on*
>Sir we now have your address and information in our possession and you will be fined for harassment
>Cool, well now that you have my address could you deliver it?
>God damn it you son of a bitch!
>So what kind of rock do you drive?
>*Hangs up cursing and screaming*
#46 - squidmassacre (02/16/2013) [-]
MFW "does that come with krabby sauce?"
MFW "does that come with krabby sauce?"
#4 - thepyras (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I find it strange that none of the employees responded by saying, "No, this is Patrick!" and then hanging up.
#48 - darthfungus (02/16/2013) [-]
> call applebees
>"Hi is this the Krusty Krab?"
>"No, this is Patrick"

Well played Applebees, well played
#68 - dsdanny (02/16/2013) [-]
>"Hello this is apple bees"
>Yeah, Hello?
>"Yes, I'd like to file a complaint. Can I speak to the manager?"
>"I am the manager" (BS)
>"Okay so the asshole delivery guy forgot to give me my drink"
>"We don't deliver sir"
>"Then can you explain to me why I didn't get a diet Dr.Kelp with my Krusty Krab Pizza mother ****** ?"
>*starts randomly swearing, he's losing it. I hear the other workers try to calm him down."
>(Someone else starts talking) "You know what you're an asshole"
User avatar #24 - bornlikethis (02/16/2013) [-]
-Applebees, this is Eric may i take your order
-Yea, I'll have the Krabby Patty
-Ok sir, will that be all?
-no, can you tell me why there so damn delicious?
-because their made with all the love of an professional sweaty mexican illegal immigrant underpaid applebees chef, duh
-no, can you tell me whats in them?
#85 - zionskype (02/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Called a few times and just got "Yes it is." *click* so I used a Dr. Phil soundboard
>"Hello this is applebees how can I help you?"
>"Hello sir"
>How's it goin?
>"Good how about you?"
>What do you want from me?
>"I'm sorry?"
>I just wanted to call and remind you, you don't matter.
>"Okay, I just want to remind you the police are tracing your call"
>You know what, I"m not some Shmoe here
>"I'm sure you aren't.
>I DESERVE to be treated better than this!
> Kathy? Kathy are you there?
>"This is Kristina."
#31 - workitout (02/16/2013) [-]
>"This is Applebee's how can I help you?"   
>Hi is this The Krusty Krab?   
>Yes it is! What can I get you?   
>Can I get a Krabby Patty Pizza and a diet Dr. Kelp?   
>Sure anything else?   
>A side of Battletoads?   
>"This is Applebee's how can I help you?"
>Hi is this The Krusty Krab?
>Yes it is! What can I get you?
>Can I get a Krabby Patty Pizza and a diet Dr. Kelp?
>Sure anything else?
>A side of Battletoads?
#40 - spaceturtlecadet (02/16/2013) [-]
"Does that come with krabby sauce?"
"Does that come with krabby sauce?"
#59 - secondtimearound (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>call applebees
>Hello...this is Trevor. How many Krabby Patties would you like?
>Sorry sir, there's been tons of prank callers recently asking about the Krusty Krab.
>oh boy! this is the krusty krab? can i have some krabby patties?
>(imitating spongebob's voice) dayayayayaya of course you can you LITTLE BITCH ****** **** **** !
>(I imitate patrick) gosh spongebob, you need to go jellyfishing more're sounding like Mr. Krabs...
#70 - atheistzilla ONLINE (02/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i ****** love these!

this one is called: "gorilla and melon warfare"
User avatar #94 - ikilll (02/16/2013) [-]
>Hi this is applebees,how may i help you
>Hi can I place an order for take out?
>Sure what is your name sir?
>My Name is patrick
>Ok sir what would u like
>Well I would like 5 krabby patties
>Dude are you kidding?
>No this is patrick!
>You guys have to stop calling!
>But I love you
#61 - danbonifant (02/16/2013) [-]

>MFW 'Are you threatening me?'
User avatar #60 - dfahl (02/16/2013) [-]
>dial number
>"hello this is apple bees"
>'do you serve frogs there?"
>"umm... no we dont"
>'what about.... Battle Toads'
hang up
User avatar #42 - sirbutterballs (02/16/2013) [-]
Mike knew what the **** you do in that situation.
#39 - noahcat (02/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
499 N Service Rd Ste 59
Patchogue, NY 11772

Their address and pic of restaurant
User avatar #44 to #43 - scottza (02/16/2013) [-]
Here's a list of people who find that interesting:
User avatar #15 - leetlewetbeaner (02/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yesterday after finishing a rather delicious Subway sandwich I noticed on their napkin that they had a catering number...

>Hello, you do catering, right? I need some sandwiches for about 20 people
>Certainly sir, we've got a variety-
>Oh, I had a sandwich in mind.
>Oh, really?
>Do you guys do Krabby Patties?
*she laughs and there's a long pause*
>*haha* No sir, I'm afraid we don't.
>Oh, well, I'm going to have to go to someone else then, I'm sorry
>*hahaha* Good luck with that

She took it better than expected.
User avatar #18 to #15 - ithinkimfunny (02/16/2013) [-]
because you called just once
#21 - namdelliks (02/16/2013) [-]
2nd to last post got me.
2nd to last post got me.
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