Kids Titles. Some of these touch you.. Deeply Taken from 'Emails from an Asshole' op was sirmycocaine, but my other account got permabanned.. Childhood Classics
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Some of these touch you.. Deeply

Taken from 'Emails from an Asshole'

op was sirmycocaine, but my other account got permabanned.

Childhood Classics
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Original ad:
Wanted - CHILDRENS DVDS
Movies wanted for children aged 5 and up - will take all
unwanted DVDs!
Hey there!
I' m trying to get rid of a bunch of movies I' had since I was a
kid. The movie stores won' t take them, and it would be a shame
for me to just throw them out. I' d love to pass them on to people
who can enjoy them. Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From Julia - to Me:
Mike - Which movies do you have and how much do you want
for them?
From Me to Julia """:
Julia,
Here is the full list:
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Alladin
Backdoor Creampies 2
Beauty and the Beast
Big Black Threesome
Fantasia
Finally " and Legal
The Lion King
Mattress Slaves S
The Mighty Ducks
Toy Story
Wet Squirters 5
Please let me know which ones you want.
Thanks,
Mike
From Julia - to Me:
Mike... some of those titles are inappropriate.
From Me to Julia """:
Julia,
Which titles are inappropriate?
Mike
From Julia - to Me:
I think you know which ones...
From Me to Julia """:
Are you talking about Fantasia? I know, I thought it was a
Vietnam war movie too. I assure you it has nothing to do with
Asia and is completely appropriate for children. The only other
title I think you are referring to as inappropriate is The Lion King,
but I think you are confusing that with "The Scorpion King," the
violent movie starring Dwayne Johnson. While the Lion King does
have adult themes, it is nothing like The Scorpion King.
I hope this clears things up.
Mike
From Julia - to Me:
to me how these movies are for children??? Backdoor
Creampies, Big Black Threesome, Finally " and Legal, Mattress
Slaves 3, Wet Squirters S. It sounds to me like you are trying to
throw out your porn collection.
From Me to Julia """:
Pornography? What a disgusting accusation! What kind of a
person do you think I am? You have a really perverted mind if
you think those movies are adult films.
I" ' really never heard of those movies? Where was your
childhood? I' ll find the plot summaries for you.
Backdoor Creampies - Cindy, a little girl with big ambitions,
decides to open a bakery in her parents kitchen - selling pies to
children who come to her backyard. Cindy learns that running a
business isn' t all fun and games in this hilarious tale of
entrepreneurship.
Big Black Threesome - Barry, Billy and Bernie are three lovable
black bears who have zany adventures during their quest for
honey.
Finally " and Legal - A coming of age story about a young girl
who becomes an independent woman.
Mattress Slaves S - Part B of the shocking documentary about
slave labor in the mattress industry of third world countries.
Acceptable for kids, and in my opinion, a necessity to educate
them on some real world issues. I never bought a foreign mattress
again after this . j
Wet Squirters S - The Squirters gang is back again in this
heartwarming tale about a group of whales who try to find their
long lost father in a vast ocean of wet sea critters.
Once again, I hope this clears things up for you.
Mike
From Julia - to Me:
You expect me to believe that all of those movies simply have
unfortunate titles? Nice try.
From Me to Julia """:
Sorry to disappoint your sick mind Julia, but yes, they are all
children' s movies. So do you want them or not?
By the way, I just aound 3 more movies to add to the collection I
am offering:
Toy Story 2
James and the Giant Peach
Walt Disney' s Double Penetration Cockblasts 3
Mike
From Julia - to Me:
Okay I' had enough of this. You are a nut.
From Me to Julia """:
Think of the children, Julia. They will never get to enjoy these
classic films because of you.
From Julia - to Me:
Go to hell.
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