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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY FART LIQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they can suck beverages into their anal passage and launch it back out again with breakneck forces, this is the absolute truth!
the former president of toyota discovered that the appendix serves the purpose to give asians the ability to suck objects into their anus like a vacuum in order to ingest food and excrete it out of their mouth. this was confirmed when his secretary, mishi miyamoto, was performing an anus massage which stimulated his appendix and caused it to suck in a nearby cup of sake. moments later, unexpected flatulance propelled the liquid into mishi's face along with the glass, requiring hospital treatment.

it seems too good to be true, but this is 100% legitimate! the same practice was tested on a worker from the l'oréal factory in clichy, france, and the same results were not recorded. the tested patient instead received a chronic yeast infection after the pepsi max used fermented in his rectum as he was unable to excrete the liquid.

former president of toyota, kanji fukawalakawi fujikawa, stated that this new phenomenon can be used to develop further solutions, such as the hypothetical hybrid flatulance engine which is proposed to start development in late 2014. the user of the vehicles imposed with this type of engine will fart into a hole in their seat, causing forceful traction in the wheels and therefore moving the car. this model is expected to only come available in japan, china and eastern parts of russia.

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