A professional grammar nazi

theres actually a very rigorous selection process, im too lazy to find a link but i know in the US some requirements are a college degree, 6 foot minimum height, clean medical history for yourself and 4 previous generations, and no allergies.

not to mention you have to abstain for 3 days before.

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#20 to #17 - pixy (02/16/2013) [-]

I'm pretty sure there's genetic qualifications...like, you can't be disabled and stuff.

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#22 to #20 - lightninghedgehog (02/16/2013) [-]

or a ginger.

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#43 to #22 - turboderp (02/16/2013) [-]

What if someone asks for a ginger donor? :o

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#7 to #6 - mathes (02/16/2013) [-]

Cam it and I will

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#9 to #6 - mrcowll (02/16/2013) [-]

They'll pay for ******** .

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#10 to #6 - Tusura (02/16/2013) [-]

Not with that attitude they won't.

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#19 to #6 - partnerintroll (02/16/2013) [-]

just about anything goes nowadays

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#44 to #6 - pwoneill (02/16/2013) [-]

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#73 to #6 - lasmamoe ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]

Masturbation Olympics.

it's a real thing

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#31 to #6 - siridontcare (02/16/2013) [-]

open a strip webcam,or become a solo porn star

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#68 to #31 - blbrian (02/16/2013) [-]

mfw solo male pornstar

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#57 to #6 - doctorbo (02/16/2013) [-]

then you're obviously not very good at it

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#16 - mkchillin (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.

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#24 to #16 - godot (02/16/2013) [-]

Also correcting the message if it has grammatical mistakes.

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#4 - SergeantPWN (02/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)

Hfw she pays up.

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#5 to #4 - SergeantPWN (02/16/2013) [-]

His, not hers.

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#8 to #5 - misticalz ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]

I've been using this a lot lately.

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#103 to #8 - SergeantPWN (02/16/2013) [-]

I never understood why people thumb up someone's comment, and then that same person replies to their own comment to maybe fix something, and one of those comments just goes to hell, while the other rises.

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#1 - colegaleener (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#23 - tacogrenade (02/16/2013) [-]

-Bad ass muuuffokerr

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#12 - skylights (02/16/2013) [-]

A professional grammar nazi? You mean an editor?

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#21 - urmomsmom (02/16/2013) [-]

You guys, my english teacher is German. He is a grammar nazi irl. It's grammar nazi-ception

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#13 - dachief (02/16/2013) [-]

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#51 - nicolascagelover (02/16/2013) [+] (26 replies)

First guy to roll a ****** must delete his account!

Aaaaaaaaand, go!

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#60 to #51 - tuckthisphit (02/16/2013) [-]

**tuckthisphit rolled a random image posted in comment #2792117 at Item Collecting Game ** look at mah niggur

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#62 to #60 - willindor (02/16/2013) [-]

I laughed more than I should have.

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#64 to #51 - zilver (02/16/2013) [-]

**zilver rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at He finally noticed me **

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#70 to #64 - nicolascagelover (02/16/2013) [-]

"Hey, ********* ! We don't like people like you here!"

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#97 to #70 - shiteonastick (02/16/2013) [-]

Now c'mon Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody

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#65 to #64 - zilver (02/16/2013) [-]

Judging from the appearance of the guys in the picture, im safe

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#86 to #85 - nicolascagelover (02/16/2013) [-]

Thats a ****** pony alright

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#89 to #87 - anonymous poster (02/16/2013) [-]

100% worth it

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#75 to #51 - beroty (02/16/2013) [-]

**beroty rolled a random image posted in comment #524112 at Friendly **

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#69 to #51 - luvtokill (02/16/2013) [-]

**luvtokill rolled a random image posted in comment #529625 at Friendly **

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#53 to #51 - leglesslegolegolas ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]

**leglesslegolegolas rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Learn the difference **

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#56 to #53 - BERTMGERT (02/16/2013) [-]

relevant roll is...relevent

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#54 to #53 - leglesslegolegolas ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]

Nope, all I got was a stupid macro.

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#58 to #53 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/16/2013) [-]

**SomebodyGetTheDoor rolled a random comment #2975300 posted by Scythe at Item Collecting Game ** :

hook me up

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#59 to #58 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/16/2013) [-]

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#52 to #51 - nicolascagelover (02/16/2013) [-]

**nicolascagelover rolled a random image posted in comment #249760 at Pokemon ** I go first!

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#101 to #51 - vexaton ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]

**vexaton rolled a random image posted in comment #494643 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **

So many ponies!

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#72 to #51 - uwootmate (02/16/2013) [-]

**uwootmate rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at this made me really sad **

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#71 to #51 - theshadowed (02/16/2013) [-]

**theshadowed rolled a random image posted in comment #477447 at Friendly **

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#63 to #51 - beatmasterz (02/16/2013) [-]

**beatmasterz rolled a random image posted in comment #453722 at Friendly **

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#90 to #51 - fleszar (02/16/2013) [-]

**fleszar rolled a random image posted in comment #2948812 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** the forces are on my side

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#77 to #51 - friedchickenman (02/16/2013) [-]

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#2 - theroflcer (02/16/2013) [-]

Somewhat relevant.

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#88 - atheistzilla (02/16/2013) [-]

That'll be about three fiddy

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#30 - CapnInterwebz (02/16/2013) [-]

Considering that an excuse to post this gif

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#74 - beroty (02/16/2013) [-]

**beroty rolled a random image posted in comment #120 at Hasta la vista, baby! **

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#29 - glenbluez (02/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)

she is talking about giving oral...... that is a blowjob everyone. that is all.

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#35 to #29 - woffett (02/16/2013) [-]

That's a sexual reference.

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#61 to #35 - youxbarstard (02/16/2013) [-]

You're a sexual reference.

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#28 - ReturnDarkKnight (02/16/2013) [-]

I'm good at breathing, typing, moving, grooving, walking, running, sweating, thinking, winking, blinking, lip syncing, crying, dying, pushing, pulling, light manipulation, condensation, bleeding, jumping, tasting, feeling, looking, hearing, smelling, growing, shrinking, following, leading, talking, yelling, whispering, utilizing, falling asleep, waking up, eating, drinking, going to the bathroom, analyzing, devising, revising, executing, and loving.

Where the **** is my money?

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#25 - spirits (02/16/2013) [-]

So Jesus got the raw end of that deal

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#3 - rthehammerdavis (02/16/2013) [-]

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Not mine, credit goes to Failbook.

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