A professional grammar nazi

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(02/16/2013)[-]

**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #291 at UH ES AY !!UH ES AY!! **
I'm good at rolling relevant pics. That will be $5.

#41 to #33 - sandwitchman**User deleted account**

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#40 to #33 - rayeslegend

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(02/16/2013)[-]

Witchcraft.

#34 to #33 - koolmanchris

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(02/16/2013)[-]

so ******* relevant

#67 to #33 - mrbuzzard

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(02/16/2013)[-]

THE RELEVANCE!

#55 to #33 - leglesslegolegolas

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(02/16/2013)[-]

What's your PayPal? :O

#50 to #33 - coasterfreak

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(02/16/2013)[-]

ohgod this is so epic

#39 to #33 - iusedtocare

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(02/16/2013)[-]

Epic.

#37 to #33 - TheNameJin

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(02/16/2013)[-]

...Holy ****.

#49 to #33 - birthdayboi

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(02/16/2013)[-]

MAATT DAMOOHN.. matt damohn.

#38 to #33 - newbrony

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(02/16/2013)[-]

...

I have no words.

#47 to #33 - ileenover

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(02/16/2013)[-]

#106 to #33 - justleavefagmin

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(02/17/2013)[-]

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#99 to #33 - lookatmyhouseofwax

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(02/16/2013)[-]

********************

#6 - leeroyjankens

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(02/16/2013)[-]

im sure no one will pay me to masturbate

#14 to #6 - xboxperks

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(02/16/2013)[-]

Sperm donation if you meet the qualifications?

#17 to #14 - setittowumbo

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(02/16/2013)[-]

There's qualifications? What you can't be to fat or something?

#18 to #17 - tastydinkleberries

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(02/16/2013)[-]

*too

that'll be five bucks..

#76 to #17 - bummerdrummer

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(02/16/2013)[-]

theres actually a very rigorous selection process, im too lazy to find a link but i know in the US some requirements are a college degree, 6 foot minimum height, clean medical history for yourself and 4 previous generations, and no allergies.

not to mention you have to abstain for 3 days before.

#20 to #17 - pixy

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(02/16/2013)[-]

I'm pretty sure there's genetic qualifications...like, you can't be disabled and stuff.

#22 to #20 - lightninghedgehog

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(02/16/2013)[-]

or a ginger.

abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2011/09/19/worlds-biggest-sperm-bank-shows-redheads-to-the-door/

#43 to #22 - turboderp

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(02/16/2013)[-]

What if someone asks for a ginger donor? :o

#7 to #6 - mathes

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(02/16/2013)[-]

Cam it and I will

#9 to #6 - mrcowll

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(02/16/2013)[-]

They'll pay for handjobs.

#10 to #6 - Tusura

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(02/16/2013)[-]

Not with that attitude they won't.

#19 to #6 - partnerintroll

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(02/16/2013)[-]

just about anything goes nowadays

#44 to #6 - pwoneill

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(02/16/2013)[-]

#73 to #6 - lasmamoe

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(02/16/2013)[-]

Masturbation Olympics.

it's a real thing

#31 to #6 - siridontcare

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(02/16/2013)[-]

open a strip webcam,or become a solo porn star

#68 to #31 - blbrian

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(02/16/2013)[-]

mfw solo male pornstar

#57 to #6 - doctorbo

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(02/16/2013)[-]

then you're obviously not very good at it

#16 - mkchillin

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(02/16/2013)[-]

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.

#24 to #16 - godot

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(02/16/2013)[-]

Also correcting the message if it has grammatical mistakes.

#4 - SergeantPWN

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(02/16/2013)[-]

Hfw she pays up.

#5 to #4 - SergeantPWN

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(02/16/2013)[-]

His, not hers.

#8 to #5 - misticalz

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(02/16/2013)[-]

I've been using this a lot lately.

#103 to #8 - SergeantPWN

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(02/16/2013)[-]

I never understood why people thumb up someone's comment, and then that same person replies to their own comment to maybe fix something, and one of those comments just goes to hell, while the other rises.