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It would go faster for my bad stomach... My whole fapfolder -> bit. ly/Yv7JSH. alla" If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produce

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If you fart consistently for 6
years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb.
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#13 - noobiereaper (02/15/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Lets say the nuke in question is a quite small warhead W76, with a 100 kton yield and the farts are pure butane. (100 kton TNT = 418.4 TJ)

Butane: about 50 MJ/kg and 2.5 kg /m3 => 125 MJ/m3

Total amount of gas that is equal to the energy from the nuke:
418.4 TJ / 125 MJ = 3350000 m3

Amount of gas (litres) that is needed to be expelled from the bunghole each second (if the post is somewhat right, and I assume 7 years of farting):

3350000000 / (7*365.25*24*3600) =15.15 L/s.

No way anybody is farting anything near 15 litres per second. Longer time is needed or you have used a damn small nuke.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapon_yield
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_of_combustion
www.engineeringtoolbox.com/gas-density-d_158.html
#11 - RidingMyPimpmobile (02/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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Wow, thanks for your amazing fap folder!
#26 - agitatedscientist (02/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
NO! No no no. It's time to disprove this **** .

With MATH.

An atomic bomb (not a tactical nuke) uses 4.184 petajoules (4.184 x 10^15) at its lowest grade. Methane gas carries an energy equivalent of 39 megajoules (39 x 10^6) per cubic meter. This means you would need 107,282,051.3 cubic meters of methane gas in order to equal an atomic blast's worth of energy.

You're average fart is 7 x 10^-5 cubic meters (yes, I looked that up). Assuming you fart once every second, you would only have 14,910 cubic meters of methane gas by the end of 6.75 years.

You're off by a factor of nearly 7200.
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#14 - loodee (02/15/2013) [-]
op
#86 - RequieminMortis (02/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> Funnyjunk keeps complaining about this guy posting these stupid "facts"   
> Funnyjunk keeps thumbing said stupid "facts" to front page
> Funnyjunk keeps complaining about this guy posting these stupid "facts"
> Funnyjunk keeps thumbing said stupid "facts" to front page
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#68 - rotucex (02/16/2013) [-]
What's with the bloody facts lately?
What's with the bloody facts lately?
User avatar #33 - johnnyfirs (02/16/2013) [-]
Please stop thumbing these fun facts up, we all know they are just random numbers.
#85 - badassmcfister (02/16/2013) [-]
God I wish I could still thumb you down.
#77 - GeneralObvious (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
WHO'S VOTING THESE UP!?
WHO'S VOTING THESE UP!?
#60 - umadz ONLINE (02/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#52 - toastableduckling (02/16/2013) [-]
Cancerous description.
Cancerous, fake facts.
0/10, You're like the new Ifunny account.
#53 - ChristOnACracker (02/16/2013) [-]
Really getting tired of this **** facts
#49 - UnoSkullmanx (02/16/2013) [-]
Stop thumbing this **** up, these aren't even remotely true!
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