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If you fart consistently for 6
years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb.
tumber
If you fart consistently for 6
years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb.
tumber
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#13
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noobiereaper (02/15/2013) [+]
(13 replies)
Lets say the nuke in question is a quite small warhead W76, with a 100 kton yield and the farts are pure butane. (100 kton TNT = 418.4 TJ)
Butane: about 50 MJ/kg and 2.5 kg /m3 => 125 MJ/m3
Total amount of gas that is equal to the energy from the nuke:
418.4 TJ / 125 MJ = 3350000 m3
Amount of gas (litres) that is needed to be expelled from the bunghole each second (if the post is somewhat right, and I assume 7 years of farting):
3350000000 / (7*365.25*24*3600) =15.15 L/s.
No way anybody is farting anything near 15 litres per second. Longer time is needed or you have used a damn small nuke.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapon_yield
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_of_combustion
www.engineeringtoolbox.com/gas-density-d_158.html
Butane: about 50 MJ/kg and 2.5 kg /m3 => 125 MJ/m3
Total amount of gas that is equal to the energy from the nuke:
418.4 TJ / 125 MJ = 3350000 m3
Amount of gas (litres) that is needed to be expelled from the bunghole each second (if the post is somewhat right, and I assume 7 years of farting):
3350000000 / (7*365.25*24*3600) =15.15 L/s.
No way anybody is farting anything near 15 litres per second. Longer time is needed or you have used a damn small nuke.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapon_yield
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_of_combustion
www.engineeringtoolbox.com/gas-density-d_158.html
#26
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agitatedscientist (02/16/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
NO! No no no. It's time to disprove this shit.
With MATH.
An atomic bomb (not a tactical nuke) uses 4.184 petajoules (4.184 x 10^15) at its lowest grade. Methane gas carries an energy equivalent of 39 megajoules (39 x 10^6) per cubic meter. This means you would need 107,282,051.3 cubic meters of methane gas in order to equal an atomic blast's worth of energy.
You're average fart is 7 x 10^-5 cubic meters (yes, I looked that up). Assuming you fart once every second, you would only have 14,910 cubic meters of methane gas by the end of 6.75 years.
You're off by a factor of nearly 7200.
With MATH.
An atomic bomb (not a tactical nuke) uses 4.184 petajoules (4.184 x 10^15) at its lowest grade. Methane gas carries an energy equivalent of 39 megajoules (39 x 10^6) per cubic meter. This means you would need 107,282,051.3 cubic meters of methane gas in order to equal an atomic blast's worth of energy.
You're average fart is 7 x 10^-5 cubic meters (yes, I looked that up). Assuming you fart once every second, you would only have 14,910 cubic meters of methane gas by the end of 6.75 years.
You're off by a factor of nearly 7200.
Fun fact: If you fart for 6 years and 9 months, you should see a fucking doctor.
#86
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RequieminMortis (02/16/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
> Funnyjunk keeps complaining about this guy posting these stupid "facts"
> Funnyjunk keeps thumbing said stupid "facts" to front page
> Funnyjunk keeps thumbing said stupid "facts" to front page
Please stop thumbing these fun facts up, we all know they are just random numbers.
fuck you you giant massive reposting fags, stop reposting these shitty facts. 90% are not even real