pizzaaaa

my favorite

I used to work at a drive in where we serve four sizes. Small, medium, large and route 44. One day there was a really black lady, (now let me just say this bitch had been coming here for months and we always fuck up her order somehow, she bitches, but still comes back, whenever we saw her car we knew what was gonna go down, but today she was extra bitchy...) we do our little intro skit of 'Hi, welcome to sjhsdfhj, my name is hjhjhjfsd, can I take your order?' She would sit there for a bit, smacking her mouth (Jesus it would piss me off she would do it so loud) then she would finally say 'Urrrrrrmmmm. Gimme a medium root fouty-fo.' Slight problem here, she didn't state the kind of drink she wanted, nor the size. So I would answer with, 'I'm sorry could you say that one more time?' She would get short tempered and start getting loud. 'I SAAAAIIIIID A MEDIUM ROOT FOUTY-FO'!' I asked her what kind of drink she would like and she went damn ape-shit 'GIMME YO' MAN'GAH! I NEEDA TALKA HER!' Then our manager went out there, they talked and the customer drove off.
I was written up...

fuck off Sonic

Better yet, make it extra medium.

Wanna spin the pie?
Pizza pizza pie!
Every minute every second,
Pie pie pie pie pie!

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BY MEDIUM HE MEANS THE WAY HE WANTS IT COOKED.

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And then you realize that so many people say this kind of stuff without being high. Working at Tim Hortons teaches you this.

He justs wants two big psychic pizzas, what's the problem here.

I used to call the local pizza place and order "a large Hawaiian on a small base with no pineapple and no ham" they got to know me quite well and always sent my BBQ meatlovers with pineapple bacon and prawns.

I had people say that back when I worked at a pizza place