Fucking Valentine's. Bitching couples. who needs a Valentine' s date when you can get married in Skyrim? And has dragons Like 'Comment ' 'Share. holy man!!! saw your post and thought the person looked familiar lmao its Marcus by the way lol also I agree completely
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Fucking Valentine's

Bitching couples

who needs a Valentine' s date when you can get married in
Skyrim? And has dragons
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#6 - salfordstudent (02/15/2013) [+] (16 replies)
holy ****** **** man!!! saw your post and thought the person looked familiar lmao
its Marcus by the way lol
also I agree completely
#7 to #6 - rowdyzorz (02/15/2013) [-]
OP dont listen to him i'm the real Marcus!
#11 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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And then the dragons kill your wife.
#16 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That's the only way a gamer would get married. ******* loser virgins lol
User avatar #19 to #16 - HarvietheDinkle (02/15/2013) [-]
says the guy who took the time to comment this on funnyjunk.
#20 - responsibletim (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Yesterday
>Feel lonely, marry Aela the Huntress
>Cry
#36 - hidanthatbitch (02/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#27 - dannycharlton (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Housemate has a date
>Go onto his Skyrim save, prison cell
>Serve time, see some **** , go and visit his wife in Whiterun
>Kill her, strip her and put her corpse in the fire
>Go back to the prison and save
>Few weeks later I hear him complain that his wife must have died in a dragon attack
>I have a lot of free time
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#50 - hardongo (02/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - fargone (02/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But can you marry the dragons?
User avatar #5 to #4 - heartlessrobot (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm sure there's a mod for that. And in real life, they manage to turn into a dragon eventually.
#29 - peterzegreek (02/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Which one of you is THE REAL MARCUS?
#48 - naes (02/16/2013) [-]
#49 - discardedslinky (02/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - thatmotherfer (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I must suck at convincing people to marry me in Skyrim.
User avatar #59 to #32 - darthblam ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
1.Acquire amulet of Mara.
2.Do something special for woman (or man) of choice (there's a specific set of NPCs available though), like a quest or beat the **** out of them in a bar fight.
3.???
4.Profit (literally) because they start up a shop you get free cash from whenever you ask.
#67 - thedevl (02/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
From me, to You.
User avatar #44 - makedonski (02/16/2013) [-]
A valid point. Now I'm off to play Skyrim.
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