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Poor thing
Uploaded by: valabigballs
I' m not saying you' re fat but if I were to cumshot your chin you' d look like santa Mar
claus
Sept Q 32% Match 70% Friend 28% Enemy
I' m not saying you' re a jerk or lack game, but that line makes me wonder if Mar
you' re stable.
I' m probably more stable than the chair you' re sitting on right now. You' re about Mar
as dimwitted as you are bloated. All can be forgiven though if you whip off that
bra and give me a shot of those milk duds.
I” I' m not interested. You' re wasting your time. Mar
Cmon baby quit playing hard to get. You know you want my male syrup on your Maw
pancakes.
You can only play that card for so long before your carnal desires kick in and Mar
you' re licking my profile picture. I want to smear you in green paint and spank
you like a disobedient avocado.
claus
Sept Q 32% Match 70% Friend 28% Enemy
I' m not saying you' re a jerk or lack game, but that line makes me wonder if Mar
you' re stable.
I' m probably more stable than the chair you' re sitting on right now. You' re about Mar
as dimwitted as you are bloated. All can be forgiven though if you whip off that
bra and give me a shot of those milk duds.
I” I' m not interested. You' re wasting your time. Mar
Cmon baby quit playing hard to get. You know you want my male syrup on your Maw
pancakes.
You can only play that card for so long before your carnal desires kick in and Mar
you' re licking my profile picture. I want to smear you in green paint and spank
you like a disobedient avocado.
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#1
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nunubot (02/15/2013) [-]
I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
#14
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broorb (02/16/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
now, if the roles were reversed, and it was a girl ripping the piss outta fat bloke, it'd have a million red thumbs and you'd all be frothing at the mouths
fucking hypocrites
fucking hypocrites
"i want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado"
i know this guy is an asshole and everything but i'll give him points for being a clever asshole.
i know this guy is an asshole and everything but i'll give him points for being a clever asshole.
While he is an asshole, I'll admit. I did laugh. He is a clever asshole.
Still an asshole though.
Still an asshole though.
sad how assholes like that are allowed to have kids
#23
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N. Korean citizen (02/16/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
looks like theres a lot of fat chicks on funnyjunk, judging by the comments