Sex injuries. be safe now. TOP IO INJURIES AND OTHER STORIES
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search
Had a small DDOS. We're back now after I nulled some IPs.

Sex injuries

be safe now

Tags: sex
TOP IO INJURIES
AND OTHER STORIES
...

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
-21
#6 - wtfbrain has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#8 to #6 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
the average length of sexual intercourse is 15 minutes.

3000x15 = 45000
45000/60 = 750 hours.
750/24 = 31.25

31.25 days of solid sex, excluding foreplay (which can be hours) and possible courtship, etc.
The claim: 'i had sex 3000 times in my 21 years'. (were you sexually active for all of them?)
The conclusion: Stop talking **** all your life. Not to mention bragging to others on the internet.
#3 - stuckatwork (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Alright, craziest/most memorable places you've ever had sex: Go!

In a tree in a crowded public park. That white stuff on your shoulder wasn't bird poop
#7 to #3 - karmakoala (02/15/2013) [-]
no.
User avatar #16 - silentscreams (02/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How does the wall break? That must be some really rough sex.
User avatar #21 to #16 - runeception (02/16/2013) [-]
Well I have ruined my wall twice, imagine she's on top and you're doing the work.
get a little to harsh on her and you can easily fly her head into the wall.
source: experience
#14 - anonymous (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why does HE have the rug burn on his knees?
User avatar #2 - mitchthehugeman ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
Wow, what I would give to be at the ER with a camera on Valentine's Day
User avatar #24 - SammieSama (02/16/2013) [-]
Guys... Guys... You probably didn't notice... but in the pile of broken glass from the shower... there's a nut sack... guys....

guys... D=
User avatar #20 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Nitroglycerin (NG), also known as nitroglycerine, trinitroglycerin, trinitroglycerine, or nitro, is more correctly known as glyceryl trinitrate or more formally: 1,2,3-trinitroxypropane. It is a heavy, colorless, oily, explosive liquid most commonly produced by treating glycerol with white fuming nitric acid under conditions appropriate to the formation of the nitric acid ester." Damn, I guess a drop in blood pressure isn't the worst way that could've ended.
User avatar #10 - bakinboy (02/15/2013) [-]
if you dont get injured, youre not doing it hard enough
#4 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
i recently had sex in my friends closet with my was a bad idea we both ended up getting cramps after and i ruined some of his good shirts
User avatar #1 - sao (02/15/2013) [-]
I've gotten that wrist related injury a couple times......
 Friends (0)