2013 Friendzone Champion....

Maybe he has a fuckton of money and the girl is his siter or something.

One can hope, it's ambiguous there.
However, here, it is not.

that hurts my eyes

Im pretty sure its fake

If I remember correctly somebody once posted the non-blurred version where they had the same last surname.

he is her brother.
that's why she says "he really loves me"
and why the boyfriend gives a normale reaction instead of saying something in the lines of "back off my girlfriend"
also it's more likely that a brother gives a car to his sister then somebody who is in her inner circle and knows her for a while to give a car (also he must be really stupid to not notice that his crush has a boyfriend)

I'm not disputing this, but why did she call him her "bff" then? Surely she would have said something along the lines of "You are the best brother ever!"

Some siblings are close friends. I think that is the case since he bought her a car.

id give up the dick even without a watch

Look, I agree with you on the friendzone thing. I'm a victim myself(as in a victim of myself) in the friendzone department. But I call "bullshit" on the gifts thing. The only chick who is going to receive any gift over $20 or so and not think to herself "I think he wants something more" is a complete moron. I understand furthermore that chicks will knowingly receive gifts under that but not give in and suck the dude on the spot... I know that, I'm not an idiot it's an awkward situation for everyone involved. The only chicks that I've ever seen friendzone a guy and keep quiet and let the dumbass keep giving gifts(expensive or not) or complete and utter cunts. Chicks with half a heart will confront the guy if not for his sake than to keep from getting stalked, gifts from a "friend" come off as stalkerish after a little while. This needs to be said, because the whole nobody ever mentions how cunty it is to receive gifts from a lovestruck idiot and not confront him if they're not interested. It's simple "look you're a nice guy but..." that's really all that needs to be said, he'll get it from there the rest of the conversation is already going on in his head and he already hates life.

tl;dr receiving gifts from lovestruck shy guys is still a cunty thing to do.

*are complete and utter cunts

Problem is, I've been doing that my whole life. I only recently got my first gf in three years last September. Girls are not that easy to please. A lot of them just care about guys that will buy them material things. You cannot please them all. Believe me.

Damn that car looks sharp

haha gifts mean something. How many gitls have you bough a nice necklace and a phone?

I'm looking at your picture and I can't even wrap my mind around the level of friend-zone that guy is in. He is either rich as hell or one of the stupidest people I've ever seen

charm is her brother

Has anyone ever thought it might have actually been her brother...She says bro and too many people think brother and sister are meant to fight and never get anything for each other.

You're saying that being nice to a friend is wrong? You have a horrible view on life.

Being overly nice will allow people to see you as an item rather than a friend. If you keep providing for them, they will only see you as a provider and think of nothing of you more.


If you demand respect and show that you're not going to be pushed around, then more than likely they'll respect you, because they don't see you as their tool or scapegoat. They see you as a companion.

Obviously. We have no idea how their relationship even works, though. She could do the same for him.

People give gifts to others they care about all the time. Just because he spent a lot on her doesn't mean it's any different than what we would do. They could make $10,000 a month.

There's nothing wrong with getting gifts for someone, not at all.

But there is a such thing as being too nice.

Seriously, he'd be broke on his ass after buying all that.

Well he is going be poor after buying them presents.

Oh god that video
"WHYYYYYY?!?!"
...
...
...
"Cause you suck"
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"

May I have a link, good sir?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JvCVDH1FZA

GREEEEEEEEEEEN
GREEEEEEEEEEEN
GREEEEEEEEEEEN
GREEEEEEEEEEEN

God, what the fuck.

link pls

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JvCVDH1FZA

Well done. Wish more people behave as you.

You are the friend Gotham needs.

The world needs more people like you

You did the right thing...

'Preciate it guys! Friends I had at that time said I was a dumbass for doing that...

how else would you call a woman that takes your money and not sleeping with you? Wife?

> Wasn't your type
Sure... we all know you just don't like ugly girls ;)

But what did you tell her when you decided to not accept the gift?

Basically what I told her was that the gift was too much and I would feel uncomfortable for accepting it... simple stuff and she understood I was sincere.

Things got weird after that, and we drifted apart, but we've met over the years when going out with the friends from college.

p.s. She wasn't ugly, she was a little too short, and you could say I was a little picky at that time, that's all...

Considering the fact that your not picky now, would you go for her?

yeah. but we've grown up, idk if we have anything in common now...

It's definitely her brother.

That's true, but my friends call me bro too

do your female friends call you bro?

Yup

interesting.

I might as well add that the girl i'm talking about is more guyish then most girls.

yeah, I have a female friend like that.

she jokingly calls me bro on occasion.

Not even jokingly. She says bro in the same way a male friend would.

Like "Sup bro" or "Thanks bro"

again, interesting.

this requires further study

*runs off to underground laboratory*

to study my friendship?

yes.

Ok, sure why not. I'm glad you're interested ^_^

All of my female friends call me bro.... All one of them.

Damn yo...

That made me laugh like a dumbass at my desk.

Good show sir, good show

that's what i'm here for good sir

Those Leo Django gifs are the bomb diggidy.

So if you come to Jared is that a form of masturbation?

In the mirror... yes

I feel your pain, my name is kalvin cline....

I don't have any appropriate images to respond with, so here's a silly GIF instead :3

My gf broke up with me the same day. Yesterday I ate the candy I bought her and walked the flowers I was gonna give her down to my grandmas grave. By the time I got home it was 12:04 and I just found out Pornhub Premium was free all day. Life's not fair.

Hnm...Wait WHAT? Pornhub was free all day?

Yes, sir. Pornhub premium. Some legends say that the video quality is as clear as an angel's tears.

The premuim HD video service was

Is it still free today?

No, It was only for Valentines day. :c

For me it was still free earlier but my guess is it has something to do with timezones

I shall speak my mind here. I consider myself a nice guy, and I've been called that multiple times, but that has nothing to do with my virginity. The reason I'm a virgin, is that I'm so fucking beta that everyone around me should turn into betas. I can't talk to girl I like properly, I just get awkward and spoil every god damn chance I get.

I want to help you.

With a theory called Cat and String Theory:
Dangle a piece of string infront of a cat and watch it go nuts trying to get it,
Drop the string and watch the interest fade away.

You are the string and women are cats.
If you dont require effort to get, their is no desire for the chase.

Are you saying that I will not go for a girl that I don't have to try and work to get?

Else, please explain. English is not my first language.

Im saying women want what they have to work for.

Think of a hunter trying to bag the rarest animals.
The common animals (nice guys) are too abundant and not worth the hunt.

What I mean is, make her work a little. You are supposed to be the gold metal, not a participant award.

Actually, guys that are "hard to get" dont attract me. Z(._.)S

I didnt say be hard to get, im just saying dont lay down and wait for women to come to you.

Ahh. Okay. Well yeah thats true. Girls like effort!
E-F-F-O-R-T!
EFFORT! EFFORT! EFFORT!

Are you like this in real life? O.o

.....
maybe

your really weird.

I know this.
But its okay.
Because I'm okay with myself.
I embrace it.

Dude...

Bro...

Now you're calling me bro..

....sis?

That won't work unless the girl likes the guy in the first place. How do you possibly get a girl to like you while ignoring her.

Again, i didnt say play or be hard to get, dont ignore her, and if you do, do it in the right way.
There is a big difference between chasing and ignoring.
Find the middle ground between clingy and distant

The middle ground will just get you a friend.

Exactly.

Build rapport with her, create a light friendship, to allow her to trust you with doing more.

You can't jump from attraction to seduction because then you look like a creep.
Prove you can be trusted with her emotions, and she will rely less on logic around you.

Attaction - Demonstrate value, and confidence
Rapport - Build a friendship that allows her to trust you and to open up which will carry you into..
Seduction - Which will be easier to leave with her if she isn't scared and worried about you.

So you're saying, get into the friendzone, then get out of it with seduction...

Too fast and you advertise you're looking to get laid (just like everyone else)
Too slow and your confidence dwindles, and the stage of attraction must be fixed

If you fall into the friendzone during this, you tried moving either too fast or too slow

Ooh, that makes so much more sense. I think you got something going on there.

I'll see if I get a chance to try it out, who knows maybe it'll work.

And thanks, glad to see some decent guys on the internet instead of all the wannabe anons.

dude, what he's saying is SO bullshit. There are WAY more assholes around than nice guys. From what you said, I'd the only thing you need is more confidence - confidence is what the douchebags have that attracts girls the most.. Stay a good guy Please...lol.
Maybe you're also looking at the wrong girls, there are plenty of nice awesome girls around that don't fall for douchebags.

I don't see how you get thumbs down, that is out of my mind.

However, I would never allow myself to become a douchebag. Those are some of the people I hate the most, so I would never fall down that path.

But hey, life moves on and eventually you get a girl that likes your awkwardness.

Either that, or I get over it. It's getting better, but it's slow.

Who ever you are in highschool will be who you are for the rest of your life.

Maybe It is and OP is just a faggot.

I don't think they would like to be given shit

Who the fuck wouldn't some shit?

And it's not even funny.

:(

I WANT MY MONEY BACK