Valetine post

That must be what happened to all my valentines day card

You Monster.

No wonder I didn't get the card I sent myself!

TFW no gf


I have all this money to not spend on a significant other

**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #122 at Pull **

If you read it backwards its a cute story about a guy who delivers valentines cards.

That guy is so alpha

This made me realize how low a human being can actually go for affection.

To start off I would like to say that I'm 14 and my little sister is 9, no more details will be given except these fake names Me, Josh and my little sister Amy. Now, it wasn't till recently where my whole life changed, it happened last Thursday when my parents went to a work formal and made me babysit my sister. Normally my sister is quiet and doesn't bother me which is good but this night it was different. So my parents left me some money to buy pizza so I felt pretty good. When the pizza came my sister took it and went upstairs so I just started watching some Foxtel. I was flicking through the channels boring myself to to death because Foxtel in general is shit so I hit up some "Special interests" channels ;). I went to go check on my sister to make sure I was safe to beat off without her popping in. I quickly headed back to the TV and began to rub my penis. This porno was pretty hot I must admit and I kept stopping and going and just playing around, after about 15 minutes I was about climax and I hear "Josh What are you doing?" The first thought that went through my mind was "FUCK!" I quickly hid my boner with a pillow and changed the channel "Amy, go away" but she just stood there. I could feel the awkwardness building up she said "Josh, what was on the TV? I kept hearing weird noises" I was going red and said "It was nothing, just a ad" she said "Okay, can I sit next to you?" so, you sat next to me and my boner was RIGHT under the pillow and she laid on top of it! She started playing with my leg and me being the ticklish person I am jumped and the pillow fell off revealing my penis. For about ten seconds she stared at it then she grabbed it I yelled and said "AMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING" but I didn't push her off it just felt so good and she began to lick it. I know it sounds fucked up but I enjoyed and when I cummed in her mouth I liked it! That's fucking fucked! She ran away laughing and I just sat there stunned.....Any ideas?

Am i the only one that noticed he misspelled ''Valentine'' in the title?

**pjnona rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at It's a me Paarthurnax! ** What he found on the next mail box

TFW your gf leaves you on Valentine's day

actually happendes to me today

i'm pretty sad now

Yesterday I heard something come through the letter box.
I bade my time, thinking it was a Valentine's card from a secret admirer.
Needless to say, it was a pizza ad.
Guess who won last night.

Yesterday I was at the hospital after getting an endoscopy, and while we were waiting for our car, a little girl came and gave me a valentines day card. It made my day