Pointing out things. this guy is master at it.. Behold! My newest Invention! The Finglonger asdasdasd



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#9 - itsalwayslupus (02/15/2013) [-]
Behold! My newest Invention! The Finglonger
#8 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The best use for that is smacking those who don't listen.
#10 to #8 - unggoy (02/15/2013) [-]
We didn't listen!!
#1 - cirquededc (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#15 - CactusFantastico (02/15/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here....
#16 - mattdoggy (02/15/2013) [-]
You fools   
I told you to take the Wizards staff
You fools
I told you to take the Wizards staff
#39 - lujan (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So that's how things would be had I invented the finglonger....
#6 - UA partay (02/15/2013) [-]
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#41 - FINALE (02/15/2013) [-]
Thats my Biology professor at Texas State!!!! Professor Pharr! This is cool to see him on here
User avatar #5 - reduxalicious (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
He should invest in a Laser Pointer..
User avatar #14 to #5 - generaljosh (02/15/2013) [-]
You should invest in some lowercase letters.
User avatar #21 - kamehamehanurd (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#45 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 - Durp (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I wonder if this professors name is farnsworth
#31 - onkii (02/15/2013) [-]
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#24 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read m inds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#23 - XxanerkiztjunkyxX (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Is that professor Farr.?!?! o.O
#20 - krickit (02/15/2013) [-]
Of course noone listens to him... You can't hear him
#13 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you shall not pass
#4 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
Best invention sense the finglonger!
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