Parenting Zelda Style

WHEN I HAVE CHILDREN, I EXPECT THEM TO EVENTUALLY ASK ME AND
MY SPOUSE FOR THE SHINY NEW NINTENDO PLAYBOX 360 VIDEO GAME
SYSTEM- Y’ IKNOW THE ONE THAT EVERYONE SUPPOSEDLY ALREADY
HAS. WELL, SINCE VIDEO GAMES WERE SUCH A GREAT PART OF MY
CHILDHOOD, PD BE WILLING TO INVEST IN SUCH A MACHINE FOR MY
OFFSPRINGS. HOWEVER, THEY NEED TO EARN IT. NO, PM NOT GOING
TO BE AN EVIL DICTATOR AND FORCE THEM TO DO EXTRA CHORES OR
FIND OTHER MEANS OF FUNDING. NO, MY APPROACH WILL BE A LITTLE
MORE CHALLENGING. I WILL PLUG IN MY OLD NINTENDO 64 AND POP
IN THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME. THEY WILL HAVE TO
WORK TOGETHER TO COMPLETE SAID GAME- WITHOUT ANY WALK-
THROUGHS OR INTERNET HELP. IF THEY SUCCEED AT BEAT' ING THE
GAME, NOT ONLY WILL I BUY THEM THEIR NEW CONSOLE, BUT I WILL
ALSO KNOW THAT BY COMPLETING THE HOUR ADVENTURE THEY
HAVE SHOWN TRUE DEDICATION AND ARE CAPABLE OF COOPERATING
TOGETHER UNTIL THE VERY END OF A TOUGH CHALLENGE. THOUGH I AM
NOT YET A PARENT, I IMAGINE THAT MUST BE ONE OF THE GREATEST
FEELINGS IN THE WORLD. PLUS, IT OPENS THE DOOR TO A WHOLE NEW
GENERATION OF HEROES OFF TO SAVE THE PRINCESS... THE VERY SAME
DOOR I PASSED THROUGH SO MANY YEARS AGO. f)