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#84 - hamstergeddon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Yesterday I was discussing this with my mom, my birthday beign November 13th... went sort of like this:

Me: "Ever noticed how many people are born in november?"
Mom: "Oh yeah... you was made in your grandfather's beach house..."
Me: "Okay..."
Mom: "Yeah, your father and I were alone there, all day along..."
Me: "..."
Mom: "It was a magical day..."

Say what you want, I see my mom as someone so saintly and important that I will never get over the fact my mom had sex...