What do you call a line of punches?. Found on tumblr. No , right?. ana_ I THOUGHT THIS WAS PIZZA One crust to rule them all. one pepperoni to find them. one che
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What do you call a line of punches?

Found on tumblr.
No **** , right?

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS PIZZA
One crust to rule them all.
one pepperoni to find them.
one cheese to louring them all
and in the oven hind them
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Submitted: 02/14/2013
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User avatar #3 - twilightsparkleftw (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have been staring at this for 20 minutes and am yet to get the joke
User avatar #6 to #3 - MandiMarie (02/15/2013) [-]
It's a scene from the move The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King where the One Ring gets thrown into Mount Doom and is destroyed. On the outside is an inscription in Black Speech that says, "One ring to rule them all, One Ring the find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." And I guess someone thought the lava looked like pizza and made up a different rhyme to go with it lol
#15 - dementedllama (02/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!
#11 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So am I the only one that, when they hear the inscription on the ring, thinks it's the most rapey thing in the world?

"One ring to rule them all, One Ring the find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

Sauron wanted to rape everyone.
#27 - zzzeppelin (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"And in the oven bind them" sounds like an advertisment for a KZ
#32 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
Tumblr is pretty good about this stuff

LotR and Pizza, man...
#26 - thelonelyflame (02/15/2013) [-]
Marius, you sneaky bastard
#22 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
typical american can't see clouds without thinking cotton candy
User avatar #25 to #22 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
typical annon pussy who talks out his vagina
User avatar #34 - baconhero (02/15/2013) [-]
Your post gave me hunger.
#29 - kanatana (02/15/2013) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #2929064 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** that was... Beautiful.
User avatar #17 - Crusader (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But it's cheese that binds a pizza together
User avatar #14 - Lainge (02/15/2013) [-]
..... **** that magma looks tasty
#13 - sirofminorclass (02/15/2013) [-]
Looks more like pancakes to me.
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User avatar #10 - splendiddust (02/15/2013) [-]
i thought it was a pizza to...
User avatar #7 - olegdobrynin (02/15/2013) [-]
Wow that took a while, stare at the ring and forget that this at all looks like food.
User avatar #5 - profarnsworth (02/15/2013) [-]
Sounds like the holocaust
#2 - intentionallydense (02/15/2013) [-]
BUT WAS ANYONE DONE
User avatar #21 - coldactill (02/15/2013) [-]
What do you call a line of punches? A: a straight fisting?
#8 - splyt (02/15/2013) [-]
i'm high nd that was sofa king beautiful ima cry
User avatar #4 - iwanttousenumbers (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm hungry
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