What do you call a line of punches?. Found on tumblr. No , right?. ana_ I THOUGHT THIS WAS PIZZA One crust to rule them all. one pepperoni to find them. one che oh tumblr you cr
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - twilightsparkleftw
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I have been staring at this for 20 minutes and am yet to get the joke
User avatar #6 to #3 - MandiMarie
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It's a scene from the move The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King where the One Ring gets thrown into Mount Doom and is destroyed. On the outside is an inscription in Black Speech that says, "One ring to rule them all, One Ring the find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." And I guess someone thought the lava looked like pizza and made up a different rhyme to go with it lol
User avatar #23 to #6 - playcolt
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(02/15/2013) [-]
..........Thanks
#15 - dementedllama
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Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!
#18 to #15 - maio
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dude what
#20 to #18 - sodapops
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#28 to #18 - flusteredmoose
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#30 to #18 - spankidanki
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#35 to #18 - maio
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lol, it's a lot funner now that I'm not piss drunk

it seemed like something way too complicated yesterday
User avatar #31 to #15 - whenuleastxpect
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It is "One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them. One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them" in the language of Mordor.
User avatar #33 to #15 - shazmothree
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot, Sauron, I just lost power.
#11 - EdwardNigma
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(02/15/2013) [-]
So am I the only one that, when they hear the inscription on the ring, thinks it's the most rapey thing in the world?

"One ring to rule them all, One Ring the find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

Sauron wanted to rape everyone.
User avatar #24 to #11 - darknesincontrol
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i dont know, it reminds me of Daft Punk's technologic
User avatar #16 to #11 - ithinkimfunny
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Well you have to agree he was succeeding pretty much for the moment
#27 - zzzeppelin
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(02/15/2013) [-]
"And in the oven bind them" sounds like an advertisment for a KZ
User avatar #36 to #27 - monolax
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Sounds like a rammstein song.
#32 - corsairjoshua
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Tumblr is pretty good about this stuff

LotR and Pizza, man...
#26 - thelonelyflame
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Marius, you sneaky bastard
#22 - anon id: 04295ce4
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(02/15/2013) [-]
typical american can't see clouds without thinking cotton candy
User avatar #25 to #22 - yodaddysofat
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(02/15/2013) [-]
typical annon pussy who talks out his vagina
User avatar #14 - Lainge
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(02/15/2013) [-]
.....**** that magma looks tasty
User avatar #13 - sirofminorclass
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Looks more like pancakes to me.
User avatar #10 - splendiddust
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i thought it was a pizza to...