Deepest level of friend zone.. I saw this poor guy while browsing Facebook, and I had to share.. So, basically I have the best friend in the entire world, -, go
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Deepest level of friend zone.

I saw this poor guy while browsing Facebook, and I had to share.

So, basically I have the best friend in the entire world, -,
got me 2 real reses. One is plated in gold and the ether dipped in
silver preserve them forever, It' s symbolize em eternal
friendship and the promise that he will always be there fer me, This
is the best gift that novene has ever gotten me and brought me
tears. Shane, I leve area. Ecru are the greatest gift I could ever ask fer
and the greatest friend. - with -
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#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Yeah! Just shower the girl with material posessions without telling her how you actually feel! Then blame her when she doesn't love you!

Yes! It's brilliant.

Oh wait, no it's not.
User avatar #6 - Maroon ONLINE (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Poor, poor Shane.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Maroon ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Like no really, that stunt probably left his ass broke.
#40 - kneehumper (02/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
So instead of telling her how he feels, he gave her presents and thought she would magically fall in love with him?


For **** sake people, it's not the girl's fault you get friendzoned. You get friendzoned because you have no idea how to flirt.
#63 - jaigurudevaom (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The friend zone is such 						********					    
Don't act like a friend    
Ask her out on dates   
Make sure you flirt with her   
   
If you're just nice to her she won't magically fall in love with you   
   
Stop crying and go after that girl
The friend zone is such ********
Don't act like a friend
Ask her out on dates
Make sure you flirt with her

If you're just nice to her she won't magically fall in love with you

Stop crying and go after that girl
#8 - zakvanloocke (02/14/2013) [-]
Shane's face when
#240 - Starfox (02/15/2013) [+] (15 replies)
>In hallway at school
>See guy come up to some girl and give her flowers and a card
>Girl hugs him and says "Aw! You just made my day!"
>Get a good feel
>Girl says "I have something for you too!"
>Hands guy a card and some candy.
>His face lights up.
>I get even more good feels
>She says "You have math with Derp, right? Can you give these to him?"
>Guy stutters out "Yeah, sure."
>She walks away
>Guy just stands in the hallway staring at the card and candy for a good minute
>See him wipe a tear from his eye
>He walks away
>MFW
User avatar #164 - lolollo (02/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"He's only in the friend zone because he's too beta to make a move!"

How in the **** is getting someone a gold ******* plated ******* rose NOT making a move?

Sometimes, funnyjunk, you're just trying to justify being ****** people.
User avatar #11 - darkcomy (02/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
In my country, you always bring odd number of flowers to alive people, and even numbers for graves, necrophiliacs and **** . That guy want her dead.
#225 - zomgodness (02/15/2013) [-]
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#233 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/15/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Never been one to judge, but.
Do any of you people think that maybe, just maybe, He's not in it to **** and he actually values their relationship as it is?
#238 to #233 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Which of your friends would you buy gold and silver plated roses to symbolize your eternal friendship?
#230 - royoten (02/15/2013) [-]
HisFW
HisFW
User avatar #46 - LordVoltagen (02/14/2013) [-]
Holy ****
The only proper response to a gift like this is to ask "How many blowjobs would you like?"
User avatar #48 - johnnybtrollin (02/14/2013) [-]
thats like the mariana trench level of friendzone
#271 - albertjester (02/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the friend zone isn't a lake. IT'S AN OCEAN
#294 - sandnigglets (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
'shane, I love you. You are the greatest gift I could ever ask for and the greatest friend.'   
ugh sorta sounds like they might already be going out? why do you guys always assume stuff. .   
   
mfw every 'friendzoned' post, either go up and do something about it or move the 						****					 on, don't blame the godamn girl everytime
'shane, I love you. You are the greatest gift I could ever ask for and the greatest friend.'
ugh sorta sounds like they might already be going out? why do you guys always assume stuff. .

mfw every 'friendzoned' post, either go up and do something about it or move the **** on, don't blame the godamn girl everytime
#215 - alarmdemon (02/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
next valentines...
#147 - tippidyt (02/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't know about that. I have a very good friend wich is also my coworker, and i bought her a valentines present.
User avatar #148 to #147 - contradiction (02/15/2013) [-]
did you buy her golden flowers
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