Brilliant!

"joke is kill"

'no'

I disagree with you, partly.

I love this joke when it's super complicated, however this I don't like.
"Ooh, it has three in it, half-life 3!" No. Just no, when you pull it out of your ass from nowhere using a bunch of math then it's funny, but this one isn't.

YES THANK YOU! thats how the joke is supposed to be played out.

It's becoming the new "arrow to the knee." At first the jokes were really elaborate and clever but now when ever people see the number 3 in content they instantly say "HALF LIFE 3 IS CONFIRM"

This shit is so old.

This has to STAHP........ PLS STAHP!!!! Image made just for you

But there are 6 locks.

not how it works. nice try

But if it is easy access, wouldn't that PRECISELY be the ideal place to rape?

she's practically begging to be raped..

it just wouldn't be a good raping without struggling

I actually did it once with noting but a small knife.

My neighbor locked her keys in her apartment and I just stick the knife in, jiggled it and the twisted it.

And when I was done killing her I picked the lock...

I didn't find it difficult at all, this shit really gets me goin'

pistons getting pushed in and out rapidly to be released on top of a circular object

Im saving that gif.... for... reasons.

this gif gets more sexual the longer you look at it

I was just thinking this

thumb for you

You know enough about locks to be lock picking?

Yep. I've only opened 4 tumbler pin locks so far, like the little masterlocks and what not. Youre average household door lock has up to 8. Much more difficult. Once you get your lock picking level over 25, its frustrating to watch shows like NCIS, or Supernatural where they manage to pick a lock in matter of seconds.

Or level one hundred pick-pocket...

or the skeleton key and a shitload of time

There is a demo out/

Am I the only one who just wouldn't really be phased if Half Life 3 came out? Like I'd probably buy it and whatever, but as far as being all excited for it I feel like this ship has kinda sailed...it's been six years since Episode 2, in fact. But as far as a meme it's pretty fun

Maybe, I'm really wanting the third installment to the half life series

if by phased you mean excited

fazed*

what the fuck are you doing kievaughnb?!?!?!

hwat

Sorry, I got the wrong kievaughnb....

Inb4 necessary comments and says "Im necessary"

still, you gotta give her credit for trying. Most women that I know are only concerned with when they're getting their food stamps

okay so the idea uses cartoon logic and that is a bit dumb but i think you are failing to take into account that roughly half of the stupid people on earth are male

Can I get this gif in reverse I love it more when is reverse

a good one, anyways.

just use a master key

this fucking guy

The reverse gif of this would be amazing!

i watched the reverse one first......i cant even:P

what was this from , i remember a you tube video of this

i found it on tumblr i do not know its origin

its cool ill try my best to dins it and report back if you wish