Ozzy.. The comedian..

#3 - domitius

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(02/14/2013)[-]

ozzy is a legend

#55 to #3 - oldschoolbear

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#2 - retrochris

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#11 to #2 - corsairjoshua

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(02/14/2013)[-]

A very clustered version..

#4 to #2 - bitchplzzz

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(02/14/2013)[-]

**** that little kid so damn much! **** HIM HARD.
My little brother was exactly like that...

#6 to #4 - vatra

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(02/14/2013)[-]

My sister did that to my mom once.

#8 to #6 - frankpolard

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I believe that's illegal.

#5 - crazyolitis

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(02/14/2013)[-]

Later, they used microwaves to worship Satan, instead of candles.

#9 to #5 - dafogman

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#21 to #9 - whycanticaps

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(02/14/2013)[-]

Now Iknow I said you could do whatever you would like for your science project, but honestly, who decided opening a portal to Hell was a good idea?

#45 to #21 - neznanc**User deleted account**

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(02/14/2013)[-]

you know...

#18 to #5 - fedexman

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#16 to #5 - gatsu

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also spiderman thread

#19 to #16 - ranzoray

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#79 to #19 - vonspyder

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#30 to #16 - fedexman

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#23 to #5 - CaptainExplosion

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What is this from?...

#29 to #23 - crazyolitis

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(02/14/2013)[-]

Look for 'microwaving a cellphone' or some ****. I don't know exactly.

#13 to #5 - konradkurze

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(02/14/2013)[-]

what in unholy **** is that gif from

#17 to #13 - enorus

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(02/14/2013)[-]

It's from a Youtube video but I don't remember the name.

#15 to #13 - crazyolitis

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(02/14/2013)[-]

I don't exactly know, but just look up 'microwaving cellphone' and you should find it, I guess.

#58 to #5 - coolcalx

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#114 to #5 - fedexman

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www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mY9Z5OPzE78

#12 - thecharliesheen

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(02/14/2013)[-]

I think it's about time they elected him Pope.

#27 - bothemastaofall

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(02/14/2013)[-]

Jokes on Ozzy, that's the most important holiday to a Satanist

#33 to #27 - opjoopie

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I was expecting a war against satanists here. Glad to see someone that knows LaVey.

Gif quite unrelated.

#35 to #33 - nucularwar

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I've never understood LaVeyans, it's like being atheist but with all the crappy rituals of religion built in. Why have a religion for nonreligion?

#36 to #35 - opjoopie

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They've never directly claimed to be a religion. It's more of a philosophy, along with a "bible". The religious names in it are only mocking, and things like black masses never had anything to do with lucifer or something like that, it was meant to taunt, and, well.. simply put, get attention.

Satanic rituals are only used for one's pleasure. They use ways to make something good "sexual pleasure, extreme happiness, etc.", with good things as much as with bad (say, for instance, they combine fear with innocence, much like is done in lots of horror films). They call this magic, but it has nothing to do with creating fire out of the palm of your hand or telekinesis or anything of the sort, it's simply creating feelings, often done in large groups.

Satan is only used as an example name. They have set rules, and sins, but there is no punishment for breaking any of them. The only punishment is simply that in their philosophy, what you'll do is not the way to happiness.

Anyway, it's had to explain this in such a short message, if you're really interested in it, you can pm me with whatever you want to know.

#37 to #36 - opjoopie

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I'll also add, I'm no leading expert on the subject, just a regular guy that's read into it and follow it for a small while..

#40 to #37 - bothemastaofall

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#62 to #33 - meuk

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U ****** wot m8

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I welcome the motherfukets BEE/ THEU DONT HABE THE BALLS I DO~~ say HELLO TWO YOUR LITTLE FRIEND THE SKINNYGUINE$$$

#1 - jdsalenger

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Reading this and wearing my Ozzy shirt right now.

#48 - barteleiff

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Hail satan!

#50 to #48 - supermegasherman

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(02/14/2013)[-]

this isn't even my final form

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U ****** wot m8

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U ****** wot m8

#47 - Gerex

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**Gerex rolled a random image posted in comment #194 at Annoying Lesbian **

What he wished for.

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U ****** wot m8

#28 - davegrowl

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U ****** wot m8

#34 - feelythefeel

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(02/14/2013)[-]

For some reason, I was expecting a different Ozzy.

I play too much Chrono Trigger.

#38 to #34 - swordmasterralis

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Theres never "too much" chrono trigger. Silly lad.

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U ****** wot m8

#49 to #34 - galkawhm

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(02/14/2013)[-]

To be fair, he was named after Ozzy.

#51 to #49 - feelythefeel

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(02/14/2013)[-]

I know that, but it is a pretty cool fact. Also, Slash is named after the guitarist from Guns N' Roses, and Flea was named after the bassist from Red Hot Chilli Peppers (This all being in the English translations, of course).

Im back and ill try to stay this time ;D