Up until 2010:
Smart, IQ of 145
5'11"
Very fit, long distance runner for JV and Varsity tract team, Varsity Cross country runner
Popular with girls, good looking
Decently sized penis
Ginger

After senior year- present
Can't hold a thought for more than 30 seconds, probably half my original IQ, fail every class throughout college. End up working at a Panera bread, giving up on my aspirations to become a nurse practitioner.
5'11"
Just short of emaciated, due to a run in with Chris Dolmeth
Have a truly incredible girlfriend who has stuck through some shit, even though she could do a million times better than the person I am today
Penis hasn't changed
But, my hair is brown now so it's all worth it.

Mfw I done fucked up