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#312 - uppitywhitey (02/14/2013) [-]
Up until 2010:
Smart, IQ of 145
5'11"
Very fit, long distance runner for JV and Varsity tract team, Varsity Cross country runner
Popular with girls, good looking
Decently sized penis
Ginger

After senior year- present
Can't hold a thought for more than 30 seconds, probably half my original IQ, fail every class throughout college. End up working at a Panera bread, giving up on my aspirations to become a nurse practitioner.
5'11"
Just short of emaciated, due to a run in with Chris Dolmeth
Have a truly incredible girlfriend who has stuck through some **** , even though she could do a million times better than the person I am today
Penis hasn't changed
But, my hair is brown now so it's all worth it.

Mfw I done ****** up
User avatar #314 to #312 - uppitywhitey (02/14/2013) [-]
I quite literally done ****** up on the picture damnit
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