title. This is not a Description. I lied it is.. 1. Metl EXHIBIT. As a 5'5" handsome intelligent ginger with clinical depression I find this offensive.
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User avatar #65 - lazypaul (02/14/2013) [-]
As a 5'5" handsome intelligent ginger with clinical depression I find this offensive.
User avatar #133 to #65 - derkarus (02/14/2013) [-]
>Handsome
>Ginger
>pick one
#95 - rawyouth (02/14/2013) [-]
do a little dance...
make a little love...
get Downs tonight
#240 - beatlestrainerwins (02/14/2013) [-]
good thing i'm 5'6''
#324 to #240 - Ruspanic ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
This is basically me.
Except in addition to being short, I ruin whatever assets I have by being socially awkward as **** and a terrible conversationalist.
User avatar #242 to #240 - thelegitmetalhead (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm 5'11" and cute.
Not intelligent though.
And cute doesn't get you laid sooo...
#256 to #242 - John Cena (02/14/2013) [-]
feels
User avatar #244 to #242 - beatlestrainerwins (02/14/2013) [-]
no funny does
User avatar #245 to #244 - thelegitmetalhead (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm not that either lol
User avatar #247 to #245 - beatlestrainerwins (02/14/2013) [-]
gee golly, that sucks, maybe you'll get lucky, i mean my first (and only) GF was atleast 4 inches taller than me
User avatar #258 to #247 - thelegitmetalhead (02/14/2013) [-]
Good luck to you too.
#263 to #240 - John Cena (02/14/2013) [-]
im 5'3
#105 - caesarslegion (02/14/2013) [-]
Meanwhile...
#88 - anonomysmonkey (02/14/2013) [-]
The reason bad food taste good is because our bodies are adapted to the ways humans have been living for 90% of their time on earth: the hunter gatherer lifestyle. Calories were hard to find back then and when you found them they were more useful fats like omega-3 or DHA (good fro brain development). It was therefore an evolutionary advantage to make food with high concentrated calories to taste good. Now a days we're overflowing with calories but they are the wrong type of fat: omega-6. We literally get fat and stupid. We haven't had enough time to evolve to our current conditions and now we have a obesity/stupidity problem.

Not really the genes fault.

Also coffee makes me talkative. The end.
User avatar #93 to #88 - KillerKlownKKK (02/14/2013) [-]
well, coffee and blue meth
#33 - lunarlizzy (02/14/2013) [-]
The unhealthy foods thing is evolutionary :) A crave for salt and fat were necessary when they were difficult to come by. Now it's just adaptive mismatch.

people probably already knew that, i'll go sit in a corner
#22 - GeeTeeEffOhh (02/14/2013) [-]
Ginger girls are ******* sexy
#160 to #22 - markonj (02/14/2013) [-]
Just because you find a few hot gingers doesn't mean that they're all ******* hot. Go to Ireland, you'll rarely see a hot ginger girl. Now I'm not saying that all of them are ugly, but the amount of hot gingers is no greater than the amount of hot blondes or brunettes or whatever.
User avatar #124 - srskate (02/14/2013) [-]
>Clinical Depression

>Lets make you think you're a genius
#186 to #124 - critique (02/14/2013) [-]
It's true that greater intelligence increases the likelihood of becoming depressed, but that doesn't mean all people who are depressed are also intelligent.   
   
If some people knew just how stupid they really are, I think it would make them even more depressed...
It's true that greater intelligence increases the likelihood of becoming depressed, but that doesn't mean all people who are depressed are also intelligent.

If some people knew just how stupid they really are, I think it would make them even more depressed...
User avatar #1 - badgerbaiting ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Tall, handsome and q nice guy (or so I'm told).
About as socially awkward as a shaved bear,
User avatar #67 to #1 - zzonked (02/14/2013) [-]
Shaved bears wouldn't be socially awkward, they'd be pissed off because they've been shaved, so they'd be charging around mauling everything in sight. If mauling everything in sight is socially awkward then I don't want to be normal.
User avatar #72 to #67 - badgerbaiting ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
As socially awkward as a shaved bear looks then.
#204 - John Cena (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm not especially smart
my strength is not excellent nor my looks
but i'm willing to sit down and read my accounting book.
i'm willing to sit and read for hours about inflation, interest expense, tax expenses and the debt to equity ratio.

and that is why i'll make more money than most of you someday.
User avatar #217 to #204 - mutzaki (02/14/2013) [-]
Too bad you're too afraid to be logged in while saying that.
#222 to #217 - John Cena (02/14/2013) [-]
what do i have to be scared of?

are you going to find me and kick my ass because i have offended nobody in particular?
User avatar #226 to #222 - mutzaki (02/14/2013) [-]
Exactly what I meant. It's not like potential red thumbs will have any real effect on your life.
#230 to #226 - John Cena (02/14/2013) [-]
Green thumbs do nothing either, so i never made an account, i show up here occasionally
User avatar #228 to #204 - toughactintinactin (02/14/2013) [-]
Meh fair enough, i take joy in things besides material wealth but if that makes you feel good then whatever i won't judge.
#249 to #228 - harleyzone (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude,
Material wealth is the best kind of wealth
comeon
User avatar #232 to #204 - smokingman (02/14/2013) [-]
keep up yhe good work, buddy
#32 - John Cena (02/14/2013) [-]
i'm ok with myself i guess :) i have friends and I try hard in school, and i used to play sports but got into a car accident so my left leg is off, i have to use a cane and I'm a 17 yr old girl, which is sad i guess. But I'm i middle class white chick with drive so do i really have anything to complain about?
User avatar #36 to #32 - Maroon (02/14/2013) [-]
>Middle class
>White
>Girl
If there is an understood but unspoken "pretty" somewhere in there, you are pretty much set
#302 - arkhamasylum (02/14/2013) [-]
5'11"
Athletic in a sport no one cares about (Track and Field)
Brown Eyes
I hate my hair, even though i get occasional complements
Have great grades
Used to have moderate acne but now just scars (still bothers me just as much)
I am told i'm good looking but get rejected by every girl
Can barely look at self in the mirror without getting depressed.
Realizing i have problems while typing this
#307 to #302 - kjpuffin (02/14/2013) [-]
Hey buddy, don't feel so bad.

I care about runners.
Lean bodies are hot as **** .
#202 - arrowinurbutt (02/14/2013) [-]
WWeeeeeeee
WWeeeeeeee
User avatar #68 - infinitereaper (02/14/2013) [-]
And then there are the intelligent ******* who are tall, handsome, happy, have amazing hair, eat healthy, are geniuses, and are nice people.

I hate those ******* most of all.
#62 - stallwallwriter (02/14/2013) [-]
Nothing wrong with being handsome, intelligent, and short.
User avatar #46 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/14/2013) [-]
whats wrong with 5'5"??
#55 to #46 - John Cena (02/14/2013) [-]
Everything.
Mainly because I'm 6'5".
User avatar #66 to #46 - lazypaul (02/14/2013) [-]
Unfair advantage in limbo competitions.
User avatar #53 to #46 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
I ******* hate being short!! I'm 5'6" and almost 20.
User avatar #57 to #53 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/14/2013) [-]
shot people are so so ******* sexy though
User avatar #61 to #57 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
I've never had someone say that to me. x) Everyone always ******* says the same ******* **** ... "Oh... I thought you'd be taller." Kills me every time.
User avatar #63 to #61 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm 6' and I ******* love short people cuz I'm all like submissive and stuff so like a dude being all dominate and short than me is so ******* awesome
User avatar #99 to #63 - rawyouth (02/14/2013) [-]
but you can be angry and your just angry

a short guy gets angry and its all OOOHHHH
small angry man syndrome
Naploeon Complex
hes got a 'Short fuse'

i know becaus i rip my best bud for it all the time, im 6"
User avatar #117 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/14/2013) [-]
I've never heard any one say that stuff a short person
User avatar #100 to #99 - rawyouth (02/14/2013) [-]
6 foot i mean not inches
#38 - John Cena (02/14/2013) [-]
not a bright one (kind of slow in learning stuff), socially awkward, short, hairy and slightly chubby (no matter how hard I tried i can't lose anymore weight). with a 4/10 face... had many great friends though
User avatar #3 - evilanakie (02/14/2013) [-]
you see i sport quite a bit of body hair
and when i shower at school
all the girls peek
its creepy as ****
at first i thought it was just that there was a rumor or something
then one day some girl professed her obsession and well ****
then men started looking my way
halp
#114 to #3 - roarflmao ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Favorited cause i really want to see anons question answered
#171 to #3 - critique (02/14/2013) [-]
That awkward moment when you realize you're in an entire class of perverted lesbians.
assuming you're a straight girl
#175 to #171 - evilanakie (02/14/2013) [-]
and the men
they follow me like stray dogs
hounding for knowledge on how i did it
and if they could see my body
the answer is always no
seriously
look at me
am i attractive
[personalty i think not]
#198 to #175 - critique (02/14/2013) [-]
You're too old to be in high school, unless you lie about your age on your profile.
If you're in college, there's something seriously wrong going on here... Being harassed and followed isn't cute anymore, it's unsettling...
If you're actually in high school, you have plenty of time to get as far away as humanly possible from these people.

if you seriously don't like it, then tell people to **** off.
User avatar #330 to #198 - evilanakie (02/15/2013) [-]
when i found people prying open my locker to see whats inside i threw the cunts out the window
#19 to #3 - John Cena (02/14/2013) [-]
Forgive my ignorance but, would you mind explaining how the girls get a look at you in the shower...?
User avatar #140 to #19 - thepyras (02/14/2013) [-]
Her profile says she's a girl.
#6 to #3 - hemming (02/14/2013) [-]
Shave?
User avatar #7 to #6 - evilanakie (02/14/2013) [-]
i cant
the hoes love it
and if i take away the hair
then im just a fat smelly kid
#8 to #7 - hemming (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, i thought you were a girl...
User avatar #129 to #8 - wiredguy (02/14/2013) [-]
>click profile
>Gender: Female

She is, reportedly.
#146 to #129 - hemming (02/14/2013) [-]
>Click my profile
>Gender: None

Flawless, indisputable proof that i am genderless.
#227 to #146 - dragondubobski ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
holy **** i laughed hard at that.
#150 to #146 - wiredgal (02/14/2013) [-]
>click my profile
>Gender: Female

PEOPLE CAN LIE, HEMMING
#253 to #150 - hemming (02/14/2013) [-]
Ye, that was the point of previou comment.
Ye, that was the point of previou comment.
User avatar #333 to #253 - wiredgal (02/15/2013) [-]
I know that, I was carrying it through.
And you must have missed the word "reportedly" in my original comment.
All I was pointing out was that there was a way to check.
*shrugs*

I did laugh at the genderless comment, hehe.

But look below, female indeed.
#335 to #333 - hemming (02/15/2013) [-]
The advantage lol wtf,
The opportunity*
#334 to #333 - hemming (02/15/2013) [-]
I just seized the advantage to make a joke
User avatar #152 to #150 - evilanakie (02/14/2013) [-]
im female
User avatar #154 to #8 - evilanakie (02/14/2013) [-]
i am
#293 to #154 - dcj (02/14/2013) [-]
A girl? On the internet?
On Funnyjunk?
Yeah, no. I'm not buying it. I think you should provide a pic as proof.
Boobs are not required, but would certainly buy you bonus points.
#288 - siggythepiggy (02/14/2013) [-]
The reason why unhealthy food tastes bad is because it contains lots of sugar and fat which is crucial to our survival. The people who preferred eating rocks died. Therefore, evolution has made it so that our taste buds prefer fat and sugar.
#290 to #288 - John Cena (02/14/2013) [-]
good*
User avatar #332 to #290 - siggythepiggy (02/15/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah, I mean good
#194 - Wumbologist (02/14/2013) [-]
From an evolutionary standpoint, what foods we think taste good and bad actually make perfect sense. I think it's pretty fair to say that higher calorie foods taste better, right? Well, when you're a starving caveman, more calories meant a higher chance of survival, not a crippling body image like it does in the age of plenty. If our species had had a massive craving for celery instead of, say meat, we probably wouldn't have even survived this long.
User avatar #218 to #194 - nucularwar (02/14/2013) [-]
Foods are taste-coded, we want to avoid sour and bitter food, because it tends to be poisonous or something, and sweet or salty foods are usually healthy to eat
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