title. This is not a Description. I lied it is.. 1. Metl EXHIBIT. As a 5'5" handsome intelligent ginger with clinical depression I find this offensive.
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1. Metl
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Submitted: 02/13/2013
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User avatar #3 - evilanakie ONLINE (02/14/2013) [+] (22 replies)
you see i sport quite a bit of body hair
and when i shower at school
all the girls peek
its creepy as ****
at first i thought it was just that there was a rumor or something
then one day some girl professed her obsession and well ****
then men started looking my way
#8 to #7 - hemming (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, i thought you were a girl...
User avatar #65 - lazypaul (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
As a 5'5" handsome intelligent ginger with clinical depression I find this offensive.
#22 - GeeTeeEffOhh (02/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ginger girls are ******* sexy
#95 - rawyouth (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
do a little dance...
make a little love...
get Downs tonight
#111 - snakefire (02/14/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Im fairly happy with my looks and intellect. The only thing I dont like about my genetics would have to be my allergies to everything...

Before you say it, yes I know I need a shave.
#113 to #111 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
You have some very nice "genetics"
#88 - anonomysmonkey (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The reason bad food taste good is because our bodies are adapted to the ways humans have been living for 90% of their time on earth: the hunter gatherer lifestyle. Calories were hard to find back then and when you found them they were more useful fats like omega-3 or DHA (good fro brain development). It was therefore an evolutionary advantage to make food with high concentrated calories to taste good. Now a days we're overflowing with calories but they are the wrong type of fat: omega-6. We literally get fat and stupid. We haven't had enough time to evolve to our current conditions and now we have a obesity/stupidity problem.

Not really the genes fault.

Also coffee makes me talkative. The end.
#240 - beatlestrainerwins (02/14/2013) [+] (11 replies)
good thing i'm 5'6''
User avatar #9 - generaljosh (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
5'5'' isn't that short... 5'9'' is the average
#14 to #9 - myrrdhin (02/14/2013) [-]
So.....5'5" is below average.
#23 - opieman has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #28 to #23 - blazekingxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
"Genius level IQ"

I bet you really love yourself
User avatar #124 - srskate (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Clinical Depression

>Lets make you think you're a genius
#105 - caesarslegion (02/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - badgerbaiting (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Tall, handsome and q nice guy (or so I'm told).
About as socially awkward as a shaved bear,
#33 - lunarlizzy (02/14/2013) [-]
The unhealthy foods thing is evolutionary :) A crave for salt and fat were necessary when they were difficult to come by. Now it's just adaptive mismatch.

people probably already knew that, i'll go sit in a corner
User avatar #10 - BlahDude (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm happy with me :) I'm relatively healthy and my face isn't completely aesthetically repulsive

and in the end, isn't that all that matters?
User avatar #13 to #10 - anbieter ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
#204 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm not especially smart
my strength is not excellent nor my looks
but i'm willing to sit down and read my accounting book.
i'm willing to sit and read for hours about inflation, interest expense, tax expenses and the debt to equity ratio.

and that is why i'll make more money than most of you someday.
User avatar #46 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/14/2013) [+] (10 replies)
whats wrong with 5'5"??
User avatar #53 to #46 - AlexPaincakes (02/14/2013) [-]
I ******* hate being short!! I'm 5'6" and almost 20.
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i'm ok with myself i guess :) i have friends and I try hard in school, and i used to play sports but got into a car accident so my left leg is off, i have to use a cane and I'm a 17 yr old girl, which is sad i guess. But I'm i middle class white chick with drive so do i really have anything to complain about?
#288 - siggythepiggy (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The reason why unhealthy food tastes bad is because it contains lots of sugar and fat which is crucial to our survival. The people who preferred eating rocks died. Therefore, evolution has made it so that our taste buds prefer fat and sugar.
User avatar #251 - blasthardcheese (02/14/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Fat, acne, wide nose, nasty-ass glasses (they're really weird looking, they were the only ones that would fit my wide-ass head), a tad socially awkward (but isn't everyone on FJ) and decent intellect.
Not a great set of features.
User avatar #267 to #251 - blueghost (02/14/2013) [-]
Fat- Eat healthy and exercise
Acne- change your sheets (including pillow case) every other day, get some oil free face cleanser, and dont drink or eat dairy
Glasses- Get contacts
It looks like this is less about genes and more about taking care of yourself
User avatar #41 - charagrin (02/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Tall, handsome, and smart? Here's some extreme shyness to go along with that. Story of my life.
#43 to #41 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
No one cares about you
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