No wonder with a face like that. . We hall 150 orgasms but I' m still ''. main Em ma is a an my tester. I'd had 150 orgasms about 2 weeks after I learned about masturbation asdasdasdasd
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#12 - muchosgustaman
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I'd had 150 orgasms about 2 weeks after I learned about masturbation
#134 to #12 - itsallinthefunny
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That's at least 10.7 times a day for 2 weeks straight....
#156 to #134 - muchosgustaman
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Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
#10 - xsap
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i find it funny how having an orgasm is such a big deal for woman.. i had at leas 743 orgasms this month...
User avatar #13 to #10 - butplug
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Wait... it is only the 14th...

743 / 14 = 61.916666666666666666666666666667

That's 61 orgasms a day... Holy crap! Are you a wizard?!
#18 to #13 - deltoraquest
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even so there are 24 hours in a day

not sure what your timetables are but say you go to sleep at midnight and wake up at say...6: 24-6=18

18x60(minutes in an hour)=1080/61=17.70(2dp) so xsap masturbates 17 times a minute and seeing how 1 hour is 100 minutes on a calculater you may as well maturbate over 17 times plus that was a rough estimate as to how you sleep so you could have gone to sleep later or woken up earlier, even then crossing the 12:00AM line means its the next day so that restarts you counter making it the total go down but you could masturbate while you sleep...funnyjunk, we have ourselves here: a fap wizard
User avatar #56 to #18 - broridi
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I think you did something wrong, because there is no way he masturbates 17times/minute.
743 orgasms on 14 days
743/14=61,9
Let's say that about 62 times/day
And if we go by your timetable he would masturbate 62 times on 18 hours.
62/18=3,4
xsap orgasms 3,4 times every hour.
Which is about 1 orgasm every 17th minute.
User avatar #161 to #56 - deltoraquest
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so really he's just a guy with a huge ******* arm and a lot of "fap stamina" which normal people have, so by your science, xsap is a damn filthy LIAR
#162 to #161 - xsap
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#48 to #18 - anon id: 3b6bf22a
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you also forgot to include time spent working/ at school/doing menial tasks such as eating.
#55 to #48 - ningyoaijin
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>Implying you can't masturbate while you masticate.
#20 to #18 - butplug
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Holy crap!
User avatar #21 to #20 - deltoraquest
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everyoneseethatbecauseimneverdoingitagain.gif
#33 to #21 - walcorn
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Here you go
Here you go
User avatar #159 to #33 - deltoraquest
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thank you vedy much, and erm (clears throat) you wouldnt happen to know why the two comments under this were thumbed down would you?
User avatar #160 to #159 - walcorn
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Not at all
#22 to #21 - butplug
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Some times, the only thing that can explain what you just witnessed, is a reaction pic.
Some times, the only thing that can explain what you just witnessed, is a reaction pic.
#23 to #22 - deltoraquest
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Comment Picture
#25 to #23 - butplug
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Happy to oblige
Happy to oblige
#14 to #13 - xsap
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#15 to #14 - butplug
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#19 to #10 - anon id: 19e60109
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You're gonna have a hard time figuring it out, I see.
User avatar #77 to #10 - potrsr
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t-t-that means you have at least 53 orgasms per day, which means at least 3 per hour. Oh god O.o And we're only on half way of this month. Jesus, calm down
#26 - ningyoaijin
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I read it as "sexy toaster"...
#28 to #26 - Spikeydeath
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I...I...I have no words...
#138 - nightmarecorpse
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Wow,only 150? Come back when you've added a few 0's to the end of that score. Filthy casual.
#145 to #138 - anon id: 982a45e4
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Seriously, I had that beat by the time I was 11, and that was back when it was really hard for me to get porn.
#1 - awesomeradish
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No wonder
#123 - rmoran
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You 'avin a giggle m8?
#131 to #123 - anon id: 240fda0d
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I laughed way to hard at this
#52 - sparkyoneonetwo
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#59 to #52 - rossbelfast
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She looks about 12 dude...
#61 to #59 - sparkyoneonetwo
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it was a joke I'm not even in to woman
#62 to #61 - rossbelfast
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#66 to #62 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Quite a fabulous twist :3
#63 to #62 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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no ******* NO

It is not a twist at all everyone knows sparky is a huge ******* fag.
#110 to #63 - hypex
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>implying there's something wrong a about being a faggot

its the 21'st century you know
#149 to #110 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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There is something wrong with it.
User avatar #150 to #149 - hypex
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please elaborate, if anything we are just slowing down overpopulation and saving kids that no one wanted (adoption)
#151 to #150 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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its ******* wrong if it was to be that way god would not have made men and woman.
#152 to #151 - hypex
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>2013
>implying god
>implying religion at all
#153 to #152 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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well you are just another fag that is going to hell
User avatar #154 to #153 - sparkyoneonetwo
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It's people like you that make me wanna go to hell.
#155 to #154 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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**** off faggot
#64 to #63 - rossbelfast
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#65 to #64 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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**** you too.
#67 to #65 - rossbelfast
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I didn't say **** you mr anonymous pussy. I called you a cunt you silly man
#69 to #67 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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It is all the same.
User avatar #70 to #69 - rossbelfast
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No its not.
#71 to #70 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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Yes it is faggot why dont you go suck sparkys cock?
User avatar #72 to #71 - rossbelfast
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Did you seriously just call me a bundle of sticks...
#73 to #72 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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I called you a faggot. Faggot is a slang word used by our generation it holds not meaning as sticks anymore.

Faggot : often shortened to fag, is a pejorative term broadly meaning an effeminate gay man.

You are a faggot and should go sucks sparkys who is also a faggots cock.
#74 to #73 - rossbelfast
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Well at least I am not logged out like a pussy.. I don't take offence to being called gay or anything like that because I know I am not lol
#75 to #74 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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That is what they all say you ******* faggot and I am not logged out I don't ******* have an account.
#78 to #75 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Just gotta love anons <3
User avatar #76 to #75 - rossbelfast
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What age are you? 13? constantly calling me a faggot.. Grow up
#79 to #76 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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Bitch I will have you know I am 25. You are a ******* faggot so **** off you little queer
User avatar #80 to #79 - rossbelfast
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LOL. Ok then, but from here on outwards I am going to call you Mr.Faggot. ok?
#81 to #80 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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How about I cut your ******* balls off and feed them to you?
#90 to #81 - anon id: ddd1b41d
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Just stop dude... while it is amusing to watch an anon go off the rails there is a point where we start to look like **** eating mongoloids. Please, do not comment again.

Sorry people, we didn't mean to ruin everyone's funnyjunk time, go about your business, there is nothing to see here...
#86 to #81 - rossbelfast
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Does someone not have a valentines partner or something
User avatar #87 to #86 - sparkyoneonetwo
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for that pic I love you <3
User avatar #82 to #81 - rossbelfast
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Ok then Mr.Faggot. Find out my address.
#84 to #82 - ekkeerr
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User avatar #85 to #82 - darthjangopwnz
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Because nobody else is, What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.


#83 to #82 - ewwwkiwi
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I like how you're calling him a faggot, yet you're the one who's openly encouraging him to suck another guys penis, as well as happily holding his balls whilst you cut them off :')
User avatar #95 to #82 - rossbelfast
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I doubt you could lift me Mr. Faggot
#94 to #82 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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Mr. ******* douche bag I'll drop you on your ******* head
User avatar #93 to #82 - rossbelfast
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Mr. Faggot Where you like dropped on your head as a kid or something?
#91 to #82 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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I'll cut your ******* faggot face off.
User avatar #89 to #82 - rossbelfast
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Mr. Faggot I am going to punch your faceIN THE FACE
#88 to #82 - anon id: 18b2ce5b
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I will ******* kill you in the ******* face you cock sucker
User avatar #144 to #59 - ragnarfag
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Because a sex toy tester is 12 ...
User avatar #37 - thecratcher
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Only 150?
Time for math!
I've fapped almost everyday since I was 13 minus two or three weeks. I'm 18 now, that's five years.
5 * 365 = 1825 - (7 * 3) = 1804 times.

She does it professionally and I have still fapped ~12 times more in my life than she has.

Also, I need to get a life...
#38 to #37 - winterfrost
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Same here, surprisingly.   
How the hell did she become famous by having an orgasm 150 times?   
By that logic I should be strong enough to beat Superman in an arm wrestling fight.
Same here, surprisingly.
How the hell did she become famous by having an orgasm 150 times?
By that logic I should be strong enough to beat Superman in an arm wrestling fight.
User avatar #39 to #37 - carnagejc
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And women have multiple orgasms. She isn't even trying.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - carnagejc
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Im pretty sure given a full working day "testing" she could achieve more than one.
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User avatar #47 to #46 - neutralgray
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Men, physiologically, are much apt to have a refractory period than women. Not to say women can't but men are almost made by nature to wait until they can get off again. This isn't always the case with women.
User avatar #101 - kamehamehanurd
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Only 150? I manage to bust that out every 75 days or so.
#109 to #101 - hypex
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was thinking he same... though for me its about 50
#41 - pearfield
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