Healthcare level: College

I haven't newer used a real band-aid, just toilet paper and tape (if i even bother to do something for small cuts)

Salt is also very good if you only want it to stop bleeding

Fucking noob, in my day, I didn't have paper towels, my parents would merely throw Propolis Tincture (that shit stings like a motherfucker) over the wound and let the cut heal itself. Goddamn kids and their luxury paper towels!