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Overly Manly Man

A British soldier who fought in both World Wars
was shot in the face, head, ankle, leg, hip and
ear, survived a plane crash, tunnelled out of a
POW camp, and bit oft his awn fingers when a
doctor wouldn' t amputate them. He later said
fran My I had enjoyed the war."
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Submitted: 02/13/2013
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#38 - stgfilitov (02/14/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Then theirs this ******* badass who went into battle with a longbow and claymore in France. He once signaled an attack by killing a german officer with an arrow making him the only Biritsh soldier to kill an enemy with a ******* longbow.
#45 - babbylicious (02/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I bet he started the origin of the magical tradition known as manly picnic.
User avatar #104 - flashcache (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Doctor: Uh sir, your fingers are actually totally fine.

British soldier: Up yours you bloody ******* cunt om nom nom nom nom
#128 - Katzie (02/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What about this glorious bastard.
Jack ************* Churchill.
When asked by a fellow officer why Churchill insisted on carrying the broadsword into battle with him, he responded, "In my opinion, sir, any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed".
He got shot in the neck by a German and moved the **** on.
He joined an organisation called the Commandos without knowing what a commando was, and just did it for the prospect of beating up Germans.
As his men moved out to take out artillery batteries, he played a song on his bagpipes to keep spirits up.
When he went into that battle, he fearlessly waded through knee-deep water out at the head of his men, with his trusty blade lofted high in the air, screaming "COOMMAAAAAAANNNNDOOOO!!!!!" at the top of his lungs. Two hours later, British High Command received a telegram from the front:

Maaloy battery and island captured. Casualties slight. Demolitions in progress. Churchill."

One night, he single-handedly took forty-two German prisoners and captured a mortar crew using only his broadsword. He simply took one patrolling guard as a human shield and went around from sentry post to sentry post, sneaking up on the guards and then shoving his sword in their faces until they surrendered.

He had the only registered ******* LONGBOW kills of the Second World War.
******* Jack Churchill.
#134 - superblargh ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden...and I only cried for 20 minutes.
#22 - anticitezenone (02/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Docs' FW
User avatar #2 - fightforfate (02/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
anyone who enjoys war is a sick bastard
#3 to #2 - intrepidy (02/13/2013) [-]
Nothing compares to war in making you feel alive.
#37 - komoikluku (02/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
hfw shot
hfw shot
User avatar #12 - totalycrazzy (02/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Adrian Carton de Wiart, Also fought in the Boer war too. Possibly Chuck Norris' father
User avatar #15 to #12 - thirteenthdoctor (02/13/2013) [-]
Chuck Norris would be lucky to come from the testicles of this man.
#92 - mrrkilla (02/14/2013) [-]
doctor's fw
#19 - shitflippingpattie (02/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
They have the same mustache and hair.
The first picture has one eye; the second has two.
Half-Life 3 confirmed
#218 - manirock (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#136 - brettyht (02/14/2013) [-]
Pain Pills? You mean Bitch mints?   
(I don't have the picture of him to edit...)
Pain Pills? You mean Bitch mints?

(I don't have the picture of him to edit...)
User avatar #87 - kingmaker (02/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
shot in face and head

also hip and leg

#94 to #89 - marcury (02/14/2013) [-]
atleast he wasn't... SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!

(speaking of hearts, happy single awareness day)
#188 - yoshiwalker (02/14/2013) [-]
**yoshiwalker rolled a random image posted in comment #4137 at At Your Wedding ** My hero of course
#141 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yeeeeaahhh... not buying it
#143 to #141 - Cleavland Steamer (02/14/2013) [-]
Log in and Zimbabwe that like a man
#168 - larso (02/14/2013) [+] (13 replies)
**larso rolled a random image posted in comment #2997645 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#156 - wlion (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
how to upload a pic ?????
#159 to #156 - lordnerevar (02/14/2013) [-]
First, you go and get yourself a dragon dildo. Then you stab yourself in the eyesockets with it until your sight is completely destroyed. Then Magical Fairy Princess will give you the ability to post a picture.
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