An invitation from the universe. this is the description. THE UNIVERSE Life Form # Planet Earth Solar System I Milky Way Galaxy Virgo Supercluster Dear Life For
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An invitation from the universe

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THE
UNIVERSE
Life Form #
Planet Earth
Solar System I
Milky Way Galaxy
Virgo Supercluster
Dear Life Form,
Congratulations!
You have been selected for the role of EXISTENCE. We are proud to offer you this highly coveted -
sation, and applaud you on overcoming the immense odds to be with us. You are about to enter a highly
competitive work environment filled with natural wonders, millions of diverse species, astronomical trea-
sures, and personal tragedies and triumphs.
Your position will begin starting " BIRTH and will last until DEATH . You have been
given the following tools in your starter kit:
Large, highly developed brain
Opposable thumbs
Bipedalism
Complex social networks
Now that you' re ready to begin, we suggest you make the most of your time. You may want to start by
cultivating social relationships and improving conditions for other newcomers.
If you have questions, please consult your assigned adviser, SCIENCE .We wish you best of luck
during your time with us, and look forward to seeing you in another form once your contract has expired.
Sincerely,
The Universe
...
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Submitted: 02/13/2013
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#1 - kaslin (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm sensing a new religion...Universalism?
I'm sensing a new religion...Universalism?
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