Gold Fish. . Goldfish: the snack that smiles back as he watches you eat his friends and family alive, unable to scream. He can only smile as half of his body is
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Gold Fish

Goldfish: the snack that smiles
back
as he watches you eat his
friends and family alive, unable
to scream. He can only smile as
half of his body is crushed
beneath your teeth. Its the only
thing left he can fight back with.
You can crush his body, but his
smile ensures that you cannot
crush his spirit.
he the **** is thi-
...
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Submitted: 02/13/2013
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#1 - coldactill (02/13/2013) [-]
"This is the worst day of my life"
"This is the worst day of my life"
#5 - ninjabadger (02/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"Who the 						****					 is this"
"Who the **** is this"
#10 - drhoffable (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my dad used to beat me because i wasn't happy when he got me the plain gold fish..   
he said the commercial told him to "smack that smile back"   
...   
...snack that smiles back.... all those bruises.. for nothing...
my dad used to beat me because i wasn't happy when he got me the plain gold fish..
he said the commercial told him to "smack that smile back"
...
...snack that smiles back.... all those bruises.. for nothing...
#2 - Kirbyman (02/13/2013) [-]
Their smiles only fueled my hunger for destruction.
User avatar #4 - AvatarAirBender (02/13/2013) [-]
Only half of them actually smile.
#30 - letmetellyouastory (02/14/2013) [-]
"Who the 						****					 is this"
"Who the **** is this"
#9 - parrotey (02/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 - Thenewguygunther (02/14/2013) [-]
this message comes to you from "Goldfish are Friends not Food" lobbying co.
#3 - 4chan refugee (02/13/2013) [-]
currently popping a mouthful of goldfish as I read
#44 - TrevorNorris (02/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just texted a random number this, waiting for a reply.
#38 - mrrkilla (02/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**mrrkilla rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at gaben ** hfw
#37 - symphonyofspecters (02/14/2013) [-]
Their smiles are terrifying...
User avatar #51 - therealslim (02/14/2013) [-]
So going to text numbers with this now
#33 - 4chan refugee (02/14/2013) [-]
when i eat goldfish i leave one alive, knowing I ate all of his family and friends I like to watch him suffer for the rest of its life, knowing it cant do anything but smile, am I a bad person,

(sometimes i eat half of him to make him crippled)
User avatar #7 - honeybiscuit (02/14/2013) [-]
"The snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBDWLM2AphA
User avatar #6 - atwell (02/14/2013) [-]
did anyone else read this as morgan freeman was saying it?
User avatar #41 - pokeface (02/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**pokeface rolls 4** + HL = HL3 thus proving Half Life 3.
#21 - scottoliver (02/14/2013) [-]
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