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No really it's worth the read.

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Anonymous no ) 02/ 12/ 13( 51 No 458084840 Reyna
be 25
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next day, tuesday, acidentally sleep m 2 hours
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Anonymous on ) 02/ 12/ 13( 01 52 No 468086269
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Anonymous on ) 02/ 12/ 13( 02 59 No 458086563 Remus
get to the table
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an my best
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a few meters away and w ream he' s weaking at my hands
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m ms lucky deck
ohm
palms sweaty
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uncontrolably close
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he reaches We ms pocket
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puts them en
gets even me
ngwn w my ear
and nappers
deal wth t"
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User avatar #1 - olmesy ONLINE (02/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I swear to god I'm going to find your address, visit you and beat the **** out of you for that. I really enjoyed the story and genuinely felt nauseous when I read the ending.
**** you
#2 - pjflash (02/13/2013) [-]
God damnit! I really enjoyed the story, why end it like that? Whyy??
God damnit! I really enjoyed the story, why end it like that? Whyy??
User avatar #9 - vixq (02/14/2013) [-]
**** you. I just wasted like ten minutes reading that ******** just for nothing to happen. I only read it because i thought this was the top post like a retard. **** .
#8 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
THIS IS SO GREAT
#7 - lolzponies (02/13/2013) [-]
that mother 						******
that mother ******
#6 - kingarther (02/13/2013) [-]
THAT ******* ENDING
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