Cancel Gravity you say? Challenge Accept

You and OP share a computer?

"our alienware"?

Your*

I correct my own sentence and get red thumbs for it?

Welcome to FJ, where thumbs matter and logic doesn't exist.

more than once I got red thumbs for saying thanks

I'd like to know what those people were thinking "he is polite and said thanks, get him"

I notice it happen sometimes too and my theory is one person in a super bad mood just dumps on everything and if people see the red thumbs first they just follow along with it, then sometimes you get that guy that says why was this thumbed down and then it gets thumbed back up so, the internet is weird I guess.

FunnyJunk works in mysterious ways

THen he is doing it right.

that would hurt...like ALOT

I must do it, FOR SCIENCE!

Remember, anything is possible if you believe in your penis.

go for it, i believe in you little buddy!!!

Put it on the fan.

You could do the Internet great things by actually getting your dick caught in a ceiling fan.

Good, you sound cancerous.

*pretending to be Tumbltard*

Logged in just to thumb you.

Oh my god, it'd be perfect for my anthro dragon and gryphon!

i prefer the large timber wolf and the natascha

I personally don't care for any of the toys that look like an actual animal dick, but that's just me.

thumb for the solid snake pic...that is all

One step is all you will ever take. Ever.

Sucks even more that Alienwares are Dells now anyway.

Why the hate on Alienware? (and if you say because they are expensive, i will open a portal to a dog only dimension and shove you balls first into it)

Because they're expensive.

And here you are feeding me crusty old bread.

Hilarious, didn't see that coming, but seriously i bet you cannot give me a legitimate reason.

well, apparently if you put the fridge up high enough on a wall with the nanogrips then your alienware laptop can't reach it!

+1 on the overeating part.

I left my Alienware laptop alone for 5 minutes, and all my doritos were gone.

they are really easy to keep cool, you just have to keep the bottom opened up

Alienware does suck now, as someone else said they belong to Dell now. I was considering buying one but the customization options are very very limited. For storage I could choose 250 I think it was GB with SSD, or various HD's, I couldn't get 2 125 SSD's if I wanted, or even 2 250, and it was super expensive too.

I instead went to Origin, which was founded by former Alienware employees. Much much more customization options, better prices, just everything was better. They're expensive as well, but more worth it for what you get.

... are you serious?

Those things put out tons of heat. Buddy of mine had one and you could put food next to the fan just to warm it up.

That is literally the only reason. It's pointlessly overpriced and not worth it in comparison to buying a prebuilt/building one or buying a different brand with the same specs. Also the cases are terribad, even though they look decent.

Origin is best
you pay for what you get

i told you he was on to us!

Sweet fuck he's right

I agree, and I'd say about 10% of the people here browse with adblock

Yeah, but this shit is way more interesting and convincing than 'name 8 vegetables that starts with b' and 'take some time to be a father' and such. I am actually interested and convinced that these things are magic and i'd buy them if i had a better purpose for them

Well at least this ad is legit, and funny.

Well, I am not saying that it is not funny (I have not been able to check if it's legit or not, so I'll have to trust you on this). But sooner or later, companies will pick up on this and then 80% of the content here will be advertisements.

Well, if it's funny, I don't have a problem with it. And if it ain't funny, it won't reach frontpage.

Unless... companies force all their employees to thumb their ads. OMG, we're being dragged into an economical war, between capitalist multinationals. Take this down!

PC=Personal Computer

Problems?

thank god someone said it

Toy would proud of that laptop? Man, That is some great news. I bet OP was worried people would think he hap too much proud for that laptop.

In all seriousness though I would love a laptop like that. My computer is shit.

Or perhaps... I have been trolling the site for years, but havent had anything worthwhile to grace the world with before now...

that might be crazy enough to work...

holy shit

my god man you are a fucking genius

I don't think four, one on each hand and foot, would be enough. You could put more on your inner arm, knees, inner leg, and maybe line the sole of an oversized shoe to fit as many of them as possible. Oversized gloves could be used, but they would restrict your use of fingers, and the first thing I would do while stuck onto a wall would be to shoot imaginary string.

Correcting myself

I saw a program about the science behind this, and they can hold a ridiculous high amount of weight/area. I can't seem to find it right now, but they replicated the way a gecko climbs a wall, using tiny tiny hairlike strands that actually creates magnetic attraction by moving electrones on contact.

Oh wow that sounds really cool. If you remember where it came from please tell me

www.gizmag.com/gecksin-adhesive/21504/
Found this right now. 16sq inch(10x10cm) can carry ~300kg on a wall.

You deserve it for cooking meth