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#29 - anonymous (12/29/2008) [-]
eeew!!!!!
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#28 - anonymous (01/06/2008) [-]
Uh hey chris where is Larry i remember him but he hasnt commented in a long time did funny junk kik him off or shuthin?
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#27 - anonymous (11/01/2007) [-]
itchy bum? stinky finger? ya neeed dactoor man. hey ryan go fuck a watermelon you will like it ;) wudzx
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#26 - anonymous (10/21/2007) [-]
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! but still so gross.
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#30 to #26 - anonymous (05/23/2009) [-]
dont u mean gross but still funny?
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#25 - anonymous (10/09/2007) [-]
read this
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#24 - anonymous (10/04/2007) [-]
Whoever is impersonating Dave, Ryan, and Chris, you're not funny. You just want some attention, and guess what? You got it. But not the kind I think you want. If a fortune cookie really said that, it would be weird.
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#23 - anonymous (10/02/2007) [-]
oh dave my 2inch is going all limp cause off our yummy cum is making it cum mmm it taste so good ty Dave for our real sex and cyber sex it was sooo much hot bloody fun (the blood is from my ballsak getting ripped off) love you dave
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#22 - anonymous (10/02/2007) [-]
Thats some funny sh**, yo!
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#21 - anonymous (09/30/2007) [-]
Confucius Says: Go to bed with a sexy blond woman, Wake up with pregnet slut
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#20 - anonymous (09/30/2007) [-]
Hey guys, any plans for today?
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#19 - anonymous (09/30/2007) [-]
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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#18 - anonymous (09/29/2007) [-]
Sure thing dave, oh and do you want me to bring my neon-speedo? It look like you enjoyed it in your mouth. And try not to bite on my 2inch. It may be small, but its the only one I have left.
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#17 - anonymous (09/29/2007) [-]
Thanks for coming yesterday ryan. I have to say, you have the smallest penis I've yet experienced. But the fun was ruined when that limped cock, chris showed up. He cried when I gave him anal. Anyways ryan, you're a pro! Same time tomorrow?
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#16 - anonymous (09/28/2007) [-]
dude this is so retarted and i love it put mire pics
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#15 - anonymous (09/27/2007) [-]
All, im like so sorry i said dat shit below. i wuz havn a bad day.
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#14 - anonymous (09/27/2007) [-]
wow,ryan,dave,chris. funnyjunks new bitches.funnyjunk has hit the worst with impersonaters, not to mention they have an oppurtunity but cant come up witha decent diss. LAST COMMENT UNTIL 2MoRRWO
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#13 - anonymous (09/27/2007) [-]
dude i hate that saying its so disgusting i mean wtf
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#12 - anonymous (09/27/2007) [-]
Yea im in i wanna put my hand on daves and ryans dick and i will just lick off my hand with the penis taste.oh and dave nice briefs your penis shows out like a charm
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#11 - anonymous (09/27/2007) [-]
Sounds hot with me. I didn't realize there is another guy named ryan here.
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#10 - anonymous (09/27/2007) [-]
Sigh.. funnyjunk has realy gone to waste. 95% of the comments are "first!!" or "HA HA HA I'M FIRST" I think that we should shut up and just comment of the picture. I know most of you won't care but i just wanted to get the message out there.
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