Dictatorships are bad, mmmmk?. very very bad. Why are you guys so anti- dictators? Imagine if America was a dictatorship. You could let 1% of the people have al
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Dictatorships are bad, mmmmk?

very very bad

Why are you guys so anti-
dictators? Imagine if America
was a dictatorship. You could
let 1% of the people have all
the nation' s wealth. You could
help your rich friends get '
richer by cutting their use
And bailing them out when
they gamble and lose. You
could ignore the needs of the
poor for health care and
education. Your media would
appear free, but would secretly
be controlled by one person
and his family. You could
wiretap phones. You could
torture foreign prisoners. You could - -
have rigged elections. You could he about why you go to war. You could
M your prisons with one particular racial group, and no one would
complain. You could use the media to scare the people into supporting
policies that are against their interests."
Sasha Baron Cohen as General Aladeen in 'The Dictator"
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User avatar #1 - clasp (02/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And then you realize it's the same thing with a different name.
#4 to #1 - ganjalf (02/13/2013) [-]
taht's the joke pal
taht's the joke pal
User avatar #10 - supamonkey (02/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My second favourite Sasha.
#16 - dorberg (02/13/2013) [+] (14 replies)
lmao you filthy ******* european peasants should remember your ******* places and thats under the american boot ************* you re like a skinny kid messing with a huge bodybuilder the only reason he does nt deck your ******* faces in a wall is because you re not worth the effort and he would look bad not even counting the fact that america although its not perfect strives to be better and does nt need 110 pound little bitches like you to kick him in the shins.I dont care what country you come from 1vs1 America would make you kneel like the peasant filth you are
#19 to #16 - thecakeisaliereal (02/13/2013) [-]
U mad "murica fag?
U mad "murica fag?
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/13/2013) [-]
When I saw this in the cinema about 3 people were laughing at it. Apparently barely anyone get's the joke.
User avatar #20 - rummler (02/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Well...
At least I'm not HIV Aladeen...
User avatar #17 - tippidyt (02/13/2013) [-]
I can't see anything Aladeen about this!
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#6 - DweebyTwonkyHead has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
#11 to #9 - justxjames (02/13/2013) [-]
Can't tell if American, or just ******* retarded...
#53 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
sounds just like america to me.
User avatar #41 - infinitereaper (02/13/2013) [-]
I'm Aladeen Aladeen about this
User avatar #13 - luckybastard (02/13/2013) [-]
well then, looks like america is already a dictatorship.
#46 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group"

What is the solution to this? Let Black people go until the racial proportions are more acceptable? Or just throw innocent White people in prison to compensate?

Or are we going to pretend that the crime rate is not different for different races?
#35 - angelusprimus (02/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I love america, and I believe in it.
I just believe that we should be following post ww2 capitalism.
Which means build up, build up, build up.
get as much of production back to usa. For example, Apple employs 15.000 people in china making their products. If they did it in USA price would go up only marginally. If you are willing to pay 199 dollars for iPhone you'd pay 210 dollars too.
Lots of good, well paying jobs, with good job security mean lots of spending. Means more sales, means more profit everywhere.
Capitalism everyone is doing now is 80ies capitalism that is based on taking already build up companies, tear them down to bare bones, take the production out, drop 80% of emloyees and maximize profit short term. Stockholders make a fortune, everyone else is fu**ed. And it keeps being done to new companies that build up and go public. Our middle class percentage is dropping, and we now have lower social mobility then western europe and CHINA. Meaning you have better chance of getting rich if you are not born rich in France, Germany and China then you do in USA. That sucks. It goes against everything USA is.
#24 - ironhidethegreat (02/13/2013) [-]
I'm american and I'm not even mad.   
gif not really related,i need the one of Obama's i'm ok with this face.
I'm american and I'm not even mad.
gif not really related,i need the one of Obama's i'm ok with this face.
User avatar #3 - ruinsage (02/13/2013) [-]
Imma use this to piss of amerifags
#5 - sachonebeef (02/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*Sacha

It's not hard to spell his name right. Why can't people spell my name right?

User avatar #21 to #5 - inflatablewalrus (02/13/2013) [-]
chillout turbo nerd
#2 - jeengak (02/13/2013) [-]
thanks for explaining the joke....
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