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#1 - hueman (02/13/2013) [-]
Just like my situation right now.
I like this one girl, but I'm not sure if she likes me. She's trying to go after this other guy, but he really doesn't seem to return her affection.
How do I tell her I like her without things being awkward??
Guise? What do??
User avatar #8 to #1 - twatter (02/13/2013) [-]
Look that girl right in the eyes and whisper: "Damn bitch, you is fine."
#6 to #1 - icameisawilostit (02/13/2013) [-]
Swimmingprodigy is correct.

Summation: Confidence is awesome.

I made you a printable card in case you need extra help.

Talos guide you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - swimmingprodigy (02/13/2013) [-]
Listen to me right now you giant sack of beta. im gonna tell you a ******* story that is 100% true I swear on everything I've ever loved. This is really new to me; Ive never had a girlfriend before (been 18 for a month already) We've been dating (about twice a week) for 2 weeks and we text constantly. First of all, I'm pretty ****** beta. According to my friends, im a 7.5/10 at best. And this girl is a 9.5/10 IMO, many of my friends have said 10/10 (one of my friends said 10000/10, so you get the picture). Ive never done anything like this before.

I work at the YMCA as a lifeguard. First time I even just SAW this girl working out in the weight room, I thought to myself "damn, i want her real bad." So I just went up and told her i think she's really cute and for her name and where she's from and got her number. Thats it. We went out friday and everything went really well; I walked her home and we made out at the end. She told me a week ago she really likes me. And I really like her, so everything's set. Now it's just time. Honestly, that's all it takes.
It's not luck dude. It's presenting yourself like a boss. That's exactly what I did, I went up to her and, word for word, said "sorry if this may seem forward, but umm I think you're really cute. I'd definitely be kickin myself in the ass later if I didn't come over and talk to you, or at least introduce myself, so I'm swimmingprodigy." Then she told me her name, which, is kinda unique (Augustina) so I asked where she's from, we spoke like 2 more minutes, and I said "I gotta get back to work but you should give me your number, I'd love to talk to you again sometime." That was 2 fridays ago, little more than 2 weeks ago. Then I texted her Tuesday and we talked, and again Thursday, and then Friday we went out again. She said she really admires how I approached her and that not a lot of other guys would have the balls to do what I did.

Moral of the story: Girls dig confidence. Present yourself well. She will like you.
User avatar #4 to #2 - kiethstone (02/13/2013) [-]
the mans right^

i was in the friendzone for a while, and one day i was in a " **** this **** mood" (we all have them) so this girl was texting me. ALOT. and i said "okay, im single. you're single. i think you're cute. i like your personality. i like coffee. i also like food. can i take you to lunch, or just a cup of coffee sometime? my treat (obviously)" we are now going on a 2 year relationship.
you could also go on a movie dinner date, but personally i think those are trashy. if you happen to anyways, i recommend going to the movie first. otherwise you will sit at dinner with nothing to talk about. best time to make your move is on the way home when she's thinking.
User avatar #9 to #4 - swimmingprodigy (02/14/2013) [-]
what you said about the movie dinner thing is correct, how you should go to the movie first; but I wouldnt suggest movie as any of the first few dates because those first dates are when youre supposed to get to know the person by talking; youre not gonna do that by sitting quietly watching the movie. Ive been out with my girl 4 times now and all we do is eat and talk, and it's great because we get to know a lot about each other, and the fact that we dont run out of stuff to talk about means we're a good match.


I made the move kinda late, it was very cliche; I walked her home and we were outside her building when she finally stopped talking, looked me dead in the face, said "yes????" and then I said "youre really gorgeous, and Im just gonna go for it" and I went for a kiss. We ended up making out for about 10 minutes. I'd say 1st date was a great success.
User avatar #10 to #9 - kiethstone (02/14/2013) [-]
i have never met you, but im oh so proud right now
User avatar #11 to #10 - swimmingprodigy (02/14/2013) [-]
The best thing is Ive never done anything like that before. i've always been shy and quiet. I got so much respect from my friends when I told them about this. And the best thing is, unlike most things on the Internet, everything I said here is true!
#12 to #11 - kiethstone (02/14/2013) [-]
bro mother 						*******					 hug
bro mother ******* hug
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