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#77
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blackandwhitegod (02/13/2013) [+]
(11 replies)
Why people on funnyjunk think they won't have healthy relationships: Women are whores, women like mean people, they are too nice, too ugly, too nerdy, not athletic.
Real reasons: Women are whores but don't want to date you because you are probably ugly, you only want a relationship with someone else who is nerdy, you are afraid to leave your comfort zone because you think relationships are all about having the same interests and hobbies, you don't find the nerdy girls attractive, you want a model to date who happens to play games.
Mfw whores are less picky than you and you wonder why you are unhappy and alone.
Real reasons: Women are whores but don't want to date you because you are probably ugly, you only want a relationship with someone else who is nerdy, you are afraid to leave your comfort zone because you think relationships are all about having the same interests and hobbies, you don't find the nerdy girls attractive, you want a model to date who happens to play games.
Mfw whores are less picky than you and you wonder why you are unhappy and alone.
#28
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BigSammy (02/13/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
We'll all get the girl sooner or later, boys.
Just have hope.
Just have hope.
#16
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Her ONLINE (02/13/2013) [+]
(9 replies)
And I've never been in an unusual relationship. I don't date guys who don't play video games. Games have great life lessons and shit that make a person awesome.
#167
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LassieIsCool ONLINE (02/13/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
**LassieIsCool rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at Eat a rock ** Me.
Well, there's this one girl who I have sex with, and she's wonderful and I do love her, but she wants to have sex all the time. Which is nice, but sometimes I want to hang out without having sex and it's difficult. You know what I mean?
Please don't think I'm a faggot or a douche.
Please don't think I'm a faggot or a douche.