If you cant beat em

Ehehehehe

Strength in numbers, Faz. Strength in numbers...

twenty children is a lot to fight. Assuming they are actively trying to kill you, it'd be pretty difficult considering they're in a swarm.

Ever been punched off a 5 year old? With the exception of the testicles there is no place on your body they can do a lot of damage.

I actually teach at a preschool, but yes, five year olds are not that strong, but if they try they can do a bit of damage. We're gonna assume that these kids are like zombies, in that their one goal is to kill you. If twenty five year olds are coming at you with nothing else in mind, then it would be a bit difficult. Twenty is a fairly large number when it comes to people.

But without weapons they really do stand no chance, a 5 year old isn't going to get back up after a kick/punch to the face from an adult and even one you knock down makes their numbers lessen, 20 would be incredibly easy.

While said adult is kicking/punching one or two children in the face, ten other children could be climbing on top if them. from behind. And, if we are talking about totally zombie-like children, they will not care about pain. Their entire existence will be centered around hurting/killing that adult.

Nobody ever mentioned zombie like children, these are just normal kids.

This is an excellent discussion, calmly putting forward your points with your reasons too.

Oh, and it's about fighting children.

Even if they they are normal children, if these children's only goal is to kill an average adult, then they will still get up quicker than some random, normal preschooler off of the street. And in a fight, you would have to be really focused to beat twenty children who are on a mission to kill someone. It's not impossible, but not easy either.

This thread.

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You sure about that?

Alas, a wonderful chain of beautiful interaction between two fellows draws to a close. What started as beating motherfuckers with another motherfucker ended with a puppy in a stroller. May you find your evening enjoyably pleasant and may the people you meet greet you with merriment and pleasantries.

My ass is going to bed.

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that's what i thought of

only closely relative i have. ppl should post more will ferrel gifs...

ok, now thats phanny

fucken saved

25, not bad.

Perfect.

omg me too!!!11

26 kids, sounds good

mostly i'd fight out of desperation, because those little germ covered bastards are evil and must be destroyed.

Im..Just gonna leave this here...

48, i guess

You cant get higher than 39...

you caught me, i got 23

32 fuck yeah

26, nice

I got 29 five year olds... Now that I actually imagine an entire kindergarten class charging at me, it DOES seem intimidating... :S

28, is that good?

I guess that's okay

30. Damn.

I did the 5 year old survey and it said i could beat 31 5 year olds, i then took the how many 90 year olds could i beat survey and it said 29...Im pretty sure it would be a lot easier to beat up 90 year olds than 5 year olds.

Hmm...19. I'm okay with that. That means I could fight off about a class worth of 5 year olds.

26 apparently.

38

Ok then...

23

17 D:
however crazy mode activates and I press all the right buttons.. 39? what the hell did arsyro choose, because I clicked everything to make me look like a fucking badass and I got 9 kids less.

I LIED, I'M ASHAMED

shhh shhh it's ok... :)

I MUST DIE WHILE I STILL HAVE HONOR

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34 seems pretty good :D

25 not bad